Was the Civil War Fought over Aliens' Rights?

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What would have happened if President Lincoln had simply closed off the border and sent all of the Canadians home?

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[+4] - Sturgis - 01/16/2014Then our bacon would have been cooked.
[+4] - Ragman - 01/16/2014The Canadians are so polite we might not have known for a decade or so.
[+4] - jespah - 01/16/2014[i]I am dyslexic of Borg. Your ass will be laminated.[/i]
[+3] - Setanta - 01/16/2014Aliens wouldn't have put up with that sh*t. [i]Klaatu barada nikto[/i] my ass!
[+3] - Lustig Andrei - 01/16/2014I didn't even know that Setanta rode an ass.
[+3] - Walter Hinteler - 01/16/2014[quote="Lustig Andrei"]I didn't even know that Setanta rode an ass....
[+3] - jespah - 01/17/2014I got this when I Googled [i]laminated family[/i]. [img]http://i00.i.aliimg.com/wsphoto/v0/1135216172/Round-dish-laminated-family-swimming-font-b-pool-b-font-adult-child-super-large-font-b.jpg[/img]

@edgarblythe,

Then our bacon would have been cooked.

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@edgarblythe,

The SOuthern STates had already seceded from the Galactic Empire

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@edgarblythe,

The Canadians are so polite we might not have known for a decade or so.

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Aliens wouldn't have put up with that sh*t. Klaatu barada nikto my ass!

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@Setanta,

I am dyslexic of Borg. Your ass will be laminated.

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@jespah,

I didn't even know that Setanta rode an ass.

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@Lustig Andrei,

Lustig Andrei wrote:

I didn't even know that Setanta rode an ass.

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@jespah,

Is that like glued?

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My good friend Fatima . . .

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-UquvsrVKojw/UYlzTmHe2_I/AAAAAAAAAgw/MA_yqJVMYfQ/s320/donkey1.jpg

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@Setanta,

She would look good laminated.

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Hey . . . watch it! This is a family site!

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@Setanta,

I got this when I Googled laminated family.

http://i00.i.aliimg.com/wsphoto/v0/1135216172/Round-dish-laminated-family-swimming-font-b-pool-b-font-adult-child-super-large-font-b.jpg

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Isn't that Roger Laminated, splashing that water about?

At school, he was known as 'sticky'.

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@jespah,

The family that laminates together procreates together . . . uhm . . . er . . . never mind.

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@jespah,

Everyone into the gene pool.

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@Walter Hinteler,

The first dirty joke I ever learned:

What stretches farther, rubber or skin?

Skin.

It says in the Bible that Moses tied his ass to a tree and walked 30 miles.

Joe(I'll be here all week. Tip your waitresses.)Nation

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@Joe Nation,

Joe Nation wrote:

The first dirty joke I ever learned:

What stretches farther, rubber or skin?

Skin.

It says in the Bible that Moses tied his ass to a tree and walked 30 miles.

Joe(I'll be here all week. Tip your waitresses.)Nation

I get it. He tied his donkey to a tree and then walked 30 miles. The fact that he didn't ride his donkey is what's funny, right?

I think you're ready for stand-up.

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@Setanta,

Gort batteries dead.

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