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Was the Civil War Fought over Aliens' Rights?

 
 
Reply Thu 16 Jan, 2014 12:36 pm
What would have happened if President Lincoln had simply closed off the border and sent all of the Canadians home?
 
Sturgis
 
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Reply Thu 16 Jan, 2014 12:52 pm
@edgarblythe,
Then our bacon would have been cooked.
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farmerman
 
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Reply Thu 16 Jan, 2014 12:54 pm
@edgarblythe,
The SOuthern STates had already seceded from the Galactic Empire
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Ragman
 
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Reply Thu 16 Jan, 2014 12:59 pm
@edgarblythe,
The Canadians are so polite we might not have known for a decade or so.
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Setanta
 
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Reply Thu 16 Jan, 2014 01:02 pm
Aliens wouldn't have put up with that sh*t. Klaatu barada nikto my ass!
jespah
 
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Reply Thu 16 Jan, 2014 01:33 pm
@Setanta,
I am dyslexic of Borg. Your ass will be laminated.
Lustig Andrei
 
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Reply Thu 16 Jan, 2014 01:50 pm
@jespah,
I didn't even know that Setanta rode an ass.
Walter Hinteler
 
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Reply Thu 16 Jan, 2014 02:09 pm
@Lustig Andrei,
Lustig Andrei wrote:
I didn't even know that Setanta rode an ass.
Quote:
http://i1334.photobucket.com/albums/w641/Walter_Hinteler/a_zpse4cdc9d5.jpg
ossobuco
 
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Reply Thu 16 Jan, 2014 02:48 pm
@jespah,
Is that like glued?
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Setanta
 
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Reply Fri 17 Jan, 2014 03:35 am
My good friend Fatima . . .

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-UquvsrVKojw/UYlzTmHe2_I/AAAAAAAAAgw/MA_yqJVMYfQ/s320/donkey1.jpg
jespah
 
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Reply Fri 17 Jan, 2014 06:41 am
@Setanta,
She would look good laminated.
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Setanta
 
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Reply Fri 17 Jan, 2014 06:47 am
Hey . . . watch it! This is a family site!
edgarblythe
 
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Reply Fri 17 Jan, 2014 06:51 am
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jespah
 
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Reply Fri 17 Jan, 2014 06:51 am
@Setanta,
I got this when I Googled laminated family.
http://i00.i.aliimg.com/wsphoto/v0/1135216172/Round-dish-laminated-family-swimming-font-b-pool-b-font-adult-child-super-large-font-b.jpg
Lordyaswas
 
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Reply Fri 17 Jan, 2014 07:01 am
Isn't that Roger Laminated, splashing that water about?

At school, he was known as 'sticky'.
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Setanta
 
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Reply Fri 17 Jan, 2014 07:03 am
@jespah,
The family that laminates together procreates together . . . uhm . . . er . . . never mind.
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Ragman
 
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Reply Fri 17 Jan, 2014 08:13 am
@jespah,
Everyone into the gene pool.
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Joe Nation
 
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Reply Fri 17 Jan, 2014 08:51 am
@Walter Hinteler,
The first dirty joke I ever learned:

What stretches farther, rubber or skin?

Skin.

It says in the Bible that Moses tied his ass to a tree and walked 30 miles.

Joe(I'll be here all week. Tip your waitresses.)Nation
Foofie
 
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Reply Mon 20 Jan, 2014 11:45 am
@Joe Nation,
Joe Nation wrote:

The first dirty joke I ever learned:

What stretches farther, rubber or skin?

Skin.

It says in the Bible that Moses tied his ass to a tree and walked 30 miles.

Joe(I'll be here all week. Tip your waitresses.)Nation



I get it. He tied his donkey to a tree and then walked 30 miles. The fact that he didn't ride his donkey is what's funny, right?

I think you're ready for stand-up.
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neologist
 
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Reply Tue 21 Jan, 2014 02:36 pm
@Setanta,
Gort batteries dead.
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