Why God doesn't exist.
It is because of the Babel fish that God doesn't exist.
The Babel fish is a small, yellow anf leechlike, and probably the oddest thing in the universe. It feeds on brainwave energy received from not it's own carrier but from those around it. It absorbs all unconscious mental frequencies from this brainwave energy to nourish itself with. It the excretes into the mind of it's carrier a telephatic matrix formed by combining the conscious thought frequencies with nerve signals picked up from the speech centers of the brain which has supplied them.
The practical upshot of all this is that if you stick a Babel fish in your ear you can instantly understand anything that is said to you in any form of language.
Now it is such a bizarrely improbable coincidence that anything so mindboggely useful could have evolved purely by chance that some thinkers have chosen to see it as a final and clinching proof of the nonexistence of God:
"I refuse to prove that I exist," says God, "For proof denies faith, and without faith I am nothing.".
"But," says Man, "the Babel fish is a dead giveaway, isn't it? It could not have evolved by chance. It proves you exist, and so therefore, by your own arguments, you don't. QED".
"Oh dear," says God, "I hadn't thought of that!" and promptly vanishes in a puff of logic.
"Oh that was easy," says Man, and for an encore goes on to prove that black is white and gets himself killed on the next zebra crossing.
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