@cicerone imposter,
Have you ever thought, ci., that God had to make the earth so that it's gravitational pull was just so exactly adjusted so that if His man dropped a brick he had time to get his foot out of the way but it being not enough time to try his patience.
His man had to have limited patience before he was capable of handling the helpmeet He was designing.
Whether evolution could have made this adjustment I will have to think about. If it did then Evolution's to blame for everything. The Church is only doing what it can to referee the situation having made a great effort to read from the facts of life what God must have had in mind when He was satisfied with Eve. That she was tickety-boo for the riddle He was setting.
Or refereeing evolution if that's your preference. If it is then you either need, yes, need, to decide whether you think evolution needs no referee or, if you don't fancy that on reflection, what sort of referee you would support?
And because what is being refereed is the facts of life some wool-over-the-eyes methods will be required whatever sort of referee you choose.
Thus, as you are opposed to wool-over-the-eyes methods and, I hope, also opposed to dispensing with a referee, you are facing both ways.
There is no way that another sort of referee won't be faced with the same logistical problems that the Church has faced even if it is for biological reasons rather that it being Big Daddy wot did it.