PLZ HELP NOW!!!

Do you live in a country where abortion is legal? Then go to a clinic. If you're poor, you can ask about payment plans. But go to a doctor, as you'll be more likely to have success and a lot less likely to just end up harming yourself.

Are you 25 years old (if 88 is the year of your birth or is this simply a red herring?)? What grade did you perchance leave school or are you home schooled (which makes even more sense)? Or are you really pulling our collective virtual legs here and hoping to troll for laughs and such?

Who told you these unscientific (read ubergoofy) ideas about which you think will give you a miscarriage?

Go to a doctor and get a legal and safe abortion. If you can't get an abortion, you should still see a doctor and a social worker to help you through your obvious misguided thinking.

Advice on how to procure an abortion is almost certainly outside the terms and conditions of this website, and also very unlikely to work.

Please don't kill an unborn baby! D: Put the baby up for adoption or something please!!! You have to give each human a chance! That's a mortal sin!

Do NOT try to make yourself abort! You may do permanent damage and may not be able to EVER have kids. Go to planned Parenthood if you live near a city in the USA. They will keep your info confidential even if your underage.
www.plannedparenthood.org