HOSPITAL VISIT

The queen was visiting one of Milton Keynes private hospitals and during her tour of the wards she passed a room where one of the patients was masturbating.

"Good God" said the queen. "thats disgraceful, what is the meaning of this?"

The doctor leading the tour explains."I'm sorry your Royal Highness, but
this man has a very serious condition where his testicals fills up
rapidly with semen. If he doesnt do what he is doing at least 5 times a
day, he could swell up and might die"

"Oh I'm sorry" said the Queen. "I was unaware that such a medical
condition existed."

On the same floor they soon passed another room where a young blonde
nurse was performing oral sex on another patient.

"Oh my God" said the Queen "Whats happening here?"

The doctor replied. "Same problem but he's with BUPA"