Coma

A woman was in a coma. Nurses were in her room giving her a sponge
bath. One of them was washing her private area and noticed that there was a response on the monitor when she touched her.

They went to her husband and explained what happened, telling him,
"Crazy as this sounds, maybe a little oral sex will do the trick and bring her out of the coma."

The husband was sceptical, but they assured him that they'd close
the curtains for privacy. The hubby finally agreed and went into his
wife's room.

After a few minutes the woman's monitor flat lined, no pulse, no heart
rate. The nurses ran into the room.

"What happened?" they cried.

The husband said, "I guess she choked."