So.....

1. A girl says to her boyfriend: "One kiss and I'll be yours forever." The guy says 'thanks for the warning'

2. A Husband Was Asked: "Do you talk to your wife after sex?" He replied: "Depends, if I Can find a Phone"

3. Man to wife on wedding night "Are you sure I'm the first man you have slept with? "Of course honey, I stayed awake with all the others!'

4. Doctor to his lady patient:' U look so weak and exhausted! Are you having your meals three times day as I advised? Lady: Doctor, I thought you said three males a day

5. A wife asked her husband "what do you like most in me, my pretty face or my sexy body? " He looked at her from head to toe and replied "I like your sense of humor"