MY BOYFRIEND OVERHEARD SEX SESSION W/MY HUSBAND

First, I'll keep an eye on my phone to make sure it isn't accidently picking up and transmitting. Second, you should insist that your boyfriend keep his phone on while having sex with someone else. Fair's fair, after all.

It's hell when your boyfriend catches you cheating with your husband, isn't it?

LOL..........

I feel SO sad for you . . . i'm going to go upstairs and have a good cry!

LOL

Turn off the phone. Please.

AND STOP BLOODY SHOUTING

NO WONDER HE HEARD YOU. IM SURPRISED I DIDNT HEAR YOU AND IM IN AUSTRALIA

HELL, CAPS LOCK DOESNT DO APOSTROPHES. RATS

Sounds like butt dialing to me. And if you leave it in your pocket try taking your pants off next time.