Dear Musti Nuffler,
Not being in possession of a telling phone, I am unable to speak to anyone at Mumbai in the audio sense, so tried to send my complaint telepathically.
Ten minutes later and after a lot of straining, I had to take a break and top up my sugar levels with a sweet cup of Darjeeling and a digestive biscuit.
Upon opening my easy glide kitchen drawer in order to obtain a spoon, I noticed a manufacturers label stating that the unit was fabricated in Liverpool, therefore restoring at a stroke, my faith that the UK can indeed make good kitchens.
Please accept this lego model of a wild west army barracks as an apology for my previous rant.
If this gift gets lost or stolen in the post, I hope you will not be too disappointed. Remember, it's the fort that counts.
Must finish now, as the lady with the medication trolley is approaching.