@Lustig Andrei,
my opinion is that the writer of the piece was on a slow day. He was sitting at his desk and nothing was coming.
"Want a cookie?" His cubicle neighbor said
"Hmmmm, want a cookie".
"Whay kind of cookie?"
The rest is what you readand we , like sheep, comment upon.
Oreos , cause you need somekind of liquid to make em edible and water is precious on a hike.I wouldn't even take em on hikes