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Define Satan

 
 
Reply Fri 4 Oct, 2013 07:29 am
What is he?
 
rosborne979
 
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Reply Fri 4 Oct, 2013 08:35 am
@Romeo Fabulini,
Romeo Fabulini wrote:
What is he?

A mythological figure with no more relevance than Loki or Anubis.
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Lustig Andrei
 
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Reply Fri 4 Oct, 2013 09:38 pm
@Romeo Fabulini,
Why do you call it a 'he'?
izzythepush
 
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Reply Sat 5 Oct, 2013 06:48 am
@Lustig Andrei,
You think he should give his penis a female name?
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Lordyaswas
 
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Reply Sat 5 Oct, 2013 10:27 am
@Romeo Fabulini,
He is a jolly old soul who wears a red suit and has a beard. He leaves me presents at Christmas.

izzythepush
 
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Reply Sat 5 Oct, 2013 11:56 am
@Lordyaswas,
And he hangs around with Ollie.
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neologist
 
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Reply Sat 5 Oct, 2013 12:57 pm
@Romeo Fabulini,
Satan is not a name in the true sense. It is a title meaning 'resistor' or 'rebel'
We capitalize to indicate the quintessential rebel, the original resistor.
neologist
 
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Reply Sat 5 Oct, 2013 12:58 pm
@Lordyaswas,
Lordyaswas wrote:
He is a jolly old soul who wears a red suit and has a beard. He leaves me presents at Christmas.
More truth here than you may at first think.
Lordyaswas
 
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Reply Sat 5 Oct, 2013 01:46 pm
@neologist,
I know. Why do you think I thunked it.
chai2
 
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Reply Sat 5 Oct, 2013 01:56 pm
@Lordyaswas,
Lordyaswas wrote:

He is a jolly old soul who wears a red suit and has a beard. He leaves me presents at Christmas.




Of course you've heard of the dyslexic devil worshipper.....


Wait for it....











He sold his soul to Santa
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Lordyaswas
 
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Reply Sat 5 Oct, 2013 02:02 pm
No, however I DID hear the one about the dyslexic sex maniac who saved up $500 and tried to spend it in a warehouse.
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neologist
 
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Reply Sat 5 Oct, 2013 02:09 pm
@Lordyaswas,
Your thunking is without pier. Laughing
Lordyaswas
 
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Reply Sat 5 Oct, 2013 02:19 pm
@neologist,
Brighton or Blackpool?
Setanta
 
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Reply Sat 5 Oct, 2013 04:56 pm
Goddamn it, S-E-T-A-N-T-A . . . get it right, fer chrissake!
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Setanta
 
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Reply Sat 5 Oct, 2013 04:58 pm
@Lordyaswas,
Torquay . . .

http://www.kaplaninternational.com/Images/torquay-harbour-at-night_tcm7-16969.jpg
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Romeo Fabulini
 
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Reply Sat 5 Oct, 2013 05:18 pm
We had a pier here in Plymouth UK but Hitler bombed it, Satan must have put him up to it!
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tsarstepan
 
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Reply Mon 7 Oct, 2013 10:23 am
http://www.channelate.com/comics/2012-03-15-sell-my-soul.png
http://www.channelate.com/2012/03/15/sell-my-soul/
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izzythepush
 
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Reply Mon 7 Oct, 2013 11:15 am
We've got a pier too. Then.
http://www.islandguide.co.uk/images/southampton-royal-pier.jpg

Now.
http://s0.geograph.org.uk/photos/44/56/445618_3b50b889.jpg
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Romeo Fabulini
 
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Reply Mon 14 Oct, 2013 09:39 am
The stereotype image of Satan-
http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g64/PoorOldSpike/jesus_vs_satan.gif


But this image is much better (from Mel Gibson's 'The Passion'), he's a sly lurker, reading peoples minds so that he can pick up on their thoughts and make them flare up, he even tried it with Jesus's mate-
Jesus said to Peter - "Satan wanted to sift you" (Luke 22:31)
http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g64/PoorOldSpike/sub2/satan.jpg
Germlat
 
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Reply Thu 12 Dec, 2013 04:19 pm
@Romeo Fabulini,
According to Christianity, the embodiment of pure evil ( powers and principalities ). A willful, prideful spirit who is father of all lies. One who possesses such narcissism as to set up the human race for failure in order to win a bet.
 

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