Define Satan

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What is he?

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[+5] - rosborne979 - 10/04/2013[quote="Romeo Fabulini"]What is he?[/quote] A mythological figure with no more relevance than Loki or Anubis.
[+4] - tsarstepan - 10/07/2013[img]http://www.channelate.com/comics/2012-03-15-sell-my-soul.png[/img] [url]http://www.channelate.com/2012/03/15/sell-my-soul/[/url]
[+3] - JTT - 04/05/2014[quote]Krumple's analogy is simplistic, and insulting to all Atheists, most of whom are way smarter than her. It assumes to know the mind of God, and not only that, reduces that mind to a...

@Romeo Fabulini,

Romeo Fabulini wrote:

What is he?

A mythological figure with no more relevance than Loki or Anubis.

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@Romeo Fabulini,

Why do you call it a 'he'?

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@Lustig Andrei,

You think he should give his penis a female name?

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@Romeo Fabulini,

He is a jolly old soul who wears a red suit and has a beard. He leaves me presents at Christmas.

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@Lordyaswas,

And he hangs around with Ollie.

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@Romeo Fabulini,

Satan is not a name in the true sense. It is a title meaning 'resistor' or 'rebel'
We capitalize to indicate the quintessential rebel, the original resistor.

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@Lordyaswas,

Lordyaswas wrote:

He is a jolly old soul who wears a red suit and has a beard. He leaves me presents at Christmas.

More truth here than you may at first think.

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@neologist,

I know. Why do you think I thunked it.

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@Lordyaswas,

Lordyaswas wrote:

He is a jolly old soul who wears a red suit and has a beard. He leaves me presents at Christmas.

Of course you've heard of the dyslexic devil worshipper.....

Wait for it....

He sold his soul to Santa

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No, however I DID hear the one about the dyslexic sex maniac who saved up $500 and tried to spend it in a warehouse.

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@Lordyaswas,

Your thunking is without pier. Laughing

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@neologist,

Brighton or Blackpool?

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Goddamn it, S-E-T-A-N-T-A . . . get it right, fer chrissake!

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@Lordyaswas,

Torquay . . .

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We had a pier here in Plymouth UK but Hitler bombed it, Satan must have put him up to it!

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http://www.channelate.com/comics/2012-03-15-sell-my-soul.png

http://www.channelate.com/2012/03/15/sell-my-soul/

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We've got a pier too. Then.

http://www.islandguide.co.uk/images/southampton-royal-pier.jpg

Now.

http://s0.geograph.org.uk/photos/44/56/445618_3b50b889.jpg

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The stereotype image of Satan-

http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g64/PoorOldSpike/jesus_vs_satan.gif

But this image is much better (from Mel Gibson's 'The Passion'), he's a sly lurker, reading peoples minds so that he can pick up on their thoughts and make them flare up, he even tried it with Jesus's mate-
Jesus said to Peter - "Satan wanted to sift you" (Luke 22:31)

http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g64/PoorOldSpike/sub2/satan.jpg

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@Romeo Fabulini,

According to Christianity, the embodiment of pure evil ( powers and principalities ). A willful, prideful spirit who is father of all lies. One who possesses such narcissism as to set up the human race for failure in order to win a bet.

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