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Define Satan

 
 
Smileyrius
 
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Reply Thu 12 Dec, 2013 07:08 pm
Ill have a go.

Satan - Charismatic Leader, Innovator, tactician and currently running for office.
Germlat
 
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Reply Thu 12 Dec, 2013 07:14 pm
@Smileyrius,
Are you related to Miley Cyrus..ok bad joke..you're humor is great though
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tsarstepan
 
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Reply Thu 12 Dec, 2013 07:16 pm
@Romeo Fabulini,
Romeo Fabulini wrote:

The stereotype image of Satan-
http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g64/PoorOldSpike/jesus_vs_satan.gif

Wow! Satan has a severe case of psoriasis. No wonder why he's so grouchy and evil all of the time. Makes you wonder if he only consulted a dermatologist when he was a wee teenager how different his life would have been if he got his skin affliction under control. 2 Cents
Germlat
 
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Reply Thu 12 Dec, 2013 07:19 pm
@tsarstepan,
So true..and having horns instead of hair sucks. If he were only pretty
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Romeo Fabulini
 
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Reply Sat 14 Dec, 2013 01:29 pm
http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g64/PoorOldSpike/jesus_vs_satan.gif
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Romeo said: Define Satan.
Germlat replied: According to Christianity, the embodiment of pure evil ( powers and principalities ). A willful, prideful spirit who is father of all lies. One who possesses such narcissism as to set up the human race for failure in order to win a bet
Tsarstepan said: Wow! Satan has a severe case of psoriasis. No wonder why he's so grouchy and evil all of the time

Well, we know the earth is a testing ground-
"Blessed is the man who perseveres under trial, because when he has stood the test, he will receive the crown of life.." (James 1:12)
and the "crown" is like the berets awarded to Rangers, SAS and other Special Forces recruits who pass the gruelling selection test, so in that sense Satan is like Sgt Hartmann who God "uses" to sort the men from the boys-
http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g64/PoorOldSpike/sub4/Ermey.gif


And yes, Satan does look a bit tatty, that may be because he's a mass of spiritual bad vibes created by the nasty thoughts of millions of humans which he feeds off.
Forbidden Planet gives a good analogy, where the invisible creature is given life by feeding off the dark subconscious thoughts of Dr. Morbius.
http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g64/PoorOldSpike/forbid-invis_zps18697190.jpg~original


Hence the warning not to radiate bad vibes and nasty thoughts which Satan will be able to feed off-
"..whatever is true, whatever is noble, whatever is right, whatever is pure, whatever is lovely, whatever is admirable—if anything is excellent or praiseworthy—think about such things" (Philp 4:8)
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Romeo Fabulini
 
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Reply Wed 18 Dec, 2013 01:03 pm
Demons are Satans lackeys
People hosting a demon can be anybody such as politicians, journalists, TV and film makers, teachers, neighbours, family members, forum debaters etc..Smile
Ripley's alien parasite showed up on x-rays, but invisible demons DON'T show up on x-rays or anything else, but we know somebody's hosting one because we can hear them talking anti-christian **** through their victims mouths..Smile

http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g64/PoorOldSpike/rip-xrayB.jpg
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neologist
 
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Reply Thu 19 Dec, 2013 08:29 pm
@Smileyrius,
Smileyrius wrote:
Ill have a go.

Satan - Charismatic Leader, Innovator, tactician and currently running for office.
Actually, he is holding high office and awaiting verdict on his impeachment.
Smileyrius
 
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Reply Fri 20 Dec, 2013 05:40 am
@neologist,
He has a rumbly tummy too aparently 1 Peter 5:8, somebody get the guy a pastie
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Germlat
 
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Reply Sat 21 Dec, 2013 09:26 pm
@neologist,
Seriously or joking?
Romeo Fabulini
 
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Reply Thu 2 Jan, 2014 01:28 pm
"Put on the full armour of God against the wiles of the devil, take up the shield of faith, with which you can extinguish all the flaming arrows of the evil one" (Ephesians 6:11-18 )

http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g64/PoorOldSpike/Throne-blood2_zps504561be.gif~original

Satan's "arrows" are poisonous thoughts which he injects into our minds to wind us up to make us unhappy and feel useless and worthless or stir us up to anger, lust, jealousy etc.
He tries it with EVERYBODY on this earth, but Christians can sense when he'd trying it with them, and will simply ignore him-
"Don't give the devil a foothold" (Eph 4:27)
"Resist the devil and he'll flee from you" (James 4:7)

But atheists don't believe in the devil and are therefore easy meat for him because they can't defend against something they don't believe exists.
Incidentally the word "Satan" is just an oldfashioned way of labelling the dark bad vibes that are sloshing around the universe and trying to take root in our deepest subconscious to sabotage us.
InfraBlue
 
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Reply Thu 2 Jan, 2014 04:27 pm
mark
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neologist
 
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Reply Thu 2 Jan, 2014 04:46 pm
@Germlat,
Germlat wrote:
Seriously or joking?
Seriously. Satan, like us, is mortal.
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Germlat
 
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Reply Thu 2 Jan, 2014 06:16 pm
@Romeo Fabulini,
You know you thinking about the ladies swooning is absolute stupidity or vanity either way same thing. Chew on that.
izzythepush
 
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Reply Thu 2 Jan, 2014 06:21 pm
@Germlat,
Before pronouncing try researching. Victorian ladies were prone to swooning because they wore really tight corsets that restricted the blood supply.
Germlat
 
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Reply Thu 2 Jan, 2014 06:51 pm
@izzythepush,
You have no idea what I'm talking about..this is referring to a previous recent post about sexism today.
izzythepush
 
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Reply Thu 2 Jan, 2014 07:02 pm
@Germlat,
I don't think you've got much of an idea either.
Germlat
 
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Reply Thu 2 Jan, 2014 07:05 pm
@izzythepush,
If you can explain what I was talking about you might have a clue. If you don't it really doesn't affect me...congrats
InfraBlue
 
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Reply Thu 2 Jan, 2014 10:34 pm
@Romeo Fabulini,
Romeo Fabulini wrote:

What is he?

He's the prime excuse to shirk responsibility for one's actions.
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Romeo Fabulini
 
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Reply Thu 2 Jan, 2014 10:51 pm
Quote:
Infrablue said: (Satan) is the prime excuse to shirk responsibility for one's actions.

Yes, if somebody says "the devil made me do it", what they really mean is "I wasn't strong enough to resist his temptation"
Poor little Evey as a classic example and a lesson to us all how Satan can wind people round his little finger-

SATAN - "Hmm, that fruit looks yummy.."
EVE - "I'm not supposed to touch it"
SATAN - "Don't be daft, if you don't have it Adam will, and then laugh at you for being a dumb little girly, you know how men are"
EVE - "I'm forbidden to have it"
SATAN - "Hmm...Your skin looks a bit dry, fresh fruit would work wonders for your complexion"
EVE - "Leave me alone!"
SATAN - "It'll just rot if left on the tree, what a waste.."
EVE - "Shut up"
SATAN - "Apples are good for teeth, you don't want yours to turn black do you?"
EVE - "Oh be quiet!"
SATAN - "You'll get scurvy without vitamin C and your gums will puff up like a boxers gumshield"..
EVE - "Clam up!"
SATAN - "Okay okay, scuse me for breathing, none of my business if you want to end up looking like a cross between Mike Tyson and Ugly Betty"..
EVE - "Hmm okay, I'd better eat it, but don't tell anyone"
SATAN - "Sure, sure, you can trust me"..
izzythepush
 
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Reply Fri 3 Jan, 2014 04:02 am
@Germlat,
If I could be arsed.
 

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