Hahah, good one, Lightwizard!
Seeing as both gory religious movies and Austen's work are in mode recently; how about 'Pride and Jesuits?'
That's a good title -- who's directing an do you have a storyline?
Jesus: First Blood Part II
Tagline: They sent him on a mission and set him up to fail. But they made one mistake. They forgot they were dealing with Jesus.
Plot Summary: Jesus Christ is removed from his grave by his former superior, Colonel God, for a top-secret operation...
"Passion 2 - Commando"
If you can picture JC as a kind of ancient Schwarzenegger with a cigar and machine gun.
"Pontius Pilate and the Sanhedrin thought they'd seen the last of him. Think again! He's kicking butt and taking names, and this time....it's personal!"
Maybe they can take the South Park parody treatment and turn it into a a feature film. Cartman leads the town on a Nazi tirade. Kyle convinces his Jewish congregation to say Oops Our Bad. Kenny and Stan track down Mel at his Hollywood mansion to get their $20 back cause the movie s-u-c-k-e-d. While Mel - in his tighty whiteys - cavorts around with S&M torture paraphenalia and eventually chases them down a la Mad Max. Yeah, I think the South Park fellas could do just the right thing for The Passion sequel lol!
3 Days and 3 Nights Later
Jesus is resurrected only to be attacked and killed by rabid monkeys.
cav -- that's wicked. I love it.
Capuchin monkeys, all wit little bald spots
TWELVE MONKEYS- we could have the 'monkeys' be the apostles.
Second-coming Jesus (Bruce Willis) travels into the past to see what went wrong, forcing Christianity underground. He discovers that St. Paul (Brad Pitt) and the army of the Twelve Monkeys (the apostles) sabotaged the future.
Oh, now, Equus -- you didn't have to go an get intellectual on us.
How about a sequel where George Tenet dies for the sins of GWBush.
I think George Tenet is writing a book for the end of Dubya's reign. Or, how about:
The Tenet
Directed by Roman Polanski
A mild man (Christ returning) rents an apartment in a building where the landlord has started a Holy war with the neighboring town. He slips the landlord some bogus information about the neighboring town possessing an atomic weapon. He is found out and is crucified.
"The Return"
Jesus returns to tell us that the anti-Christ is already amongst us, and attempting to become the ruler of the most powerful nation in the world.
"Mystic Matzoh"-It all happens in a small town in Connecticut.
That's great, edgarblythe.
Alright! That's the trouble with the Bible- not enough 'xplosions.
It's "The Last Traction Hero"
Passion 2: Electric Boogaloo
