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A2K Memes - the 2013 Edition

 
 
Setanta
 
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Reply Sun 8 Sep, 2013 01:40 pm
Was Jesus a Manichaean? Was he conflicted about his father, loving him and hating him? Why do Jews claim to be religious when we all know they control the banking system and like to drink the blood of Christian babies?
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jespah
 
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Reply Sun 8 Sep, 2013 02:22 pm
The US is a Christian country because small t's are shaped like crosses and we all know Texas starts with T although it's a big T because everything's big in Texas.
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Lordyaswas
 
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Reply Sun 8 Sep, 2013 02:42 pm
Dear Teachers

What is the subjunctive dispersion in this statememt?

The man arrived at the station and purchased an evening newspaper as usual.

Is the act of purchasing in fact the perjorative agent in this sentence? Or is it the fact that the object being a newspaper begins the process of alternative dispersion, leading to eventual subjunctive structure of the informative bias in the text?
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Lordyaswas
 
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Reply Sun 8 Sep, 2013 03:04 pm
My mother has been serving leftovers for the past thirty years.

Could anyone help me find out what the original meal was?
spendius
 
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Reply Sun 8 Sep, 2013 03:22 pm
You can't assert something and expect others to believe it true simply on the evidence that you have asserted it.

That's a meme which spreads extremely tardily.
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Sun 8 Sep, 2013 03:55 pm
Did Jesus steal ideology from Buddha?
Does Miley Cyrus need to tweak her twerk a bit?
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Butrflynet
 
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Reply Sun 8 Sep, 2013 04:31 pm
Hello, stupid! If you weren’t such an idiot, you’d understand why you’re wrong about everything. But apparently you’re so retarded that you can’t even spell right.
jespah
 
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Reply Sun 8 Sep, 2013 05:48 pm
@Butrflynet,
Vietnamese Vets - going strong after how many years?
firefly
 
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Reply Sun 8 Sep, 2013 05:50 pm
My puppy keeps peeing in the house. When I take him outside he doesn't pee.

Do I need to pee outside to show him how to do it?
panzade
 
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Reply Sun 8 Sep, 2013 05:59 pm
@jespah,
Quote:
Vietnamese Vets
Inspired thread buoyed by some loony posters who read outside the line.
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ossobuco
 
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Reply Sun 8 Sep, 2013 06:02 pm
@Lordyaswas,
Porridge, honey.
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ossobuco
 
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Reply Sun 8 Sep, 2013 06:05 pm
@firefly,
Yes, firefly, and take a selfie! (I'm kidding, I'm kidding.)
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Lordyaswas
 
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Reply Mon 9 Sep, 2013 04:05 am
DARWIN LIBTARDS PLANT "FOSSILS" TO FOOL US THAT EARTH IS - GET THIS - MORE THAN 10,000 YEARS OLD!
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Setanta
 
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Reply Mon 9 Sep, 2013 04:38 am
My mom just died, but that was, like, four or five days ago, and i am SO over that. What i need to know is how i can jump the bones of this hot boy at school, because that's like, the real important stuff in life.
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jespah
 
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Reply Mon 9 Sep, 2013 06:52 am
I only ate a grain of rice for breakfast. That was 12 days ago. I work out for 6 hours every day. Can you suggest an herbal remedy for my headaches? I don't want to go to a doctor 'cause he'll only tell me to eat, and that makes no sense whatsoever.
rosborne979
 
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Reply Mon 9 Sep, 2013 07:00 am
The Man who would be Meme...
bewildered wrote:

Human blood vessels found in Martian Rocks... Male epididymis found in martian rocks... Brain Neurons found in Martian rocks... Martian Brains fell to Morocco... Humans started out on Mars over 3 billion years ago. Martian humans as a group never moved to and inhabited the Earth, although a few Martian scientists might have visisted Earth during their stay on Mars.
Humans started out on Earth over 350 million years ago. Earthly humans, like Martians of billions of years ago, never moved to and inhabited Mars as a group, although a few Earthly scientists surely visited Mars and the Moon of Earth for many times during the past 350 million years.
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Sat 19 Oct, 2013 04:19 pm
If the government gets shut down does that mean Texas can then secede?
dlowan
 
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Reply Sun 20 Oct, 2013 04:29 am
@edgarblythe,
edgarblythe wrote:

If the government gets shut down does that mean Texas can then secede?



Wouldn't it be luverly, luverly, luverly....
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dlowan
 
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Reply Sun 20 Oct, 2013 04:30 am
@jespah,
jespah wrote:

I only ate a grain of rice for breakfast. That was 12 days ago. I work out for 6 hours every day. Can you suggest an herbal remedy for my headaches? I don't want to go to a doctor 'cause he'll only tell me to eat, and that makes no sense whatsoever.


You know, a Boston terrier dressed in a pink wabbit costume has no business to be talking about what makes sense....
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jespah
 
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Reply Tue 8 Dec, 2015 03:51 pm
I'd make a 2015 edition but this one still seems to be good.
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