I'VE SHAVED MY HEAD - DO I LOOK ATTRACTIVE?
a2k get together. BYOBong. Be at White Horse on October 13TH.
@Lordyaswas,
Shaved head or not, no, I'm afraid not.
Why do Asian girls have orange skin?
Blasphemers! All of you will feel the wrath of God because you talk about sex!
Hey I just met you
and this is crazy
but here's my credit card number
so spam me maybe
DOES ANYONE KNOW THIS ARTIST?
I've just bought a painting in a garage sale and wonder if it is worth anything. I can't really be bothered to attach a picture, but will now drone on and on as I attempt to describe it to you.
It is about the same size as my wall mirror in the hall, is painted in oil and is of a frog hugging a tree trunk as it gazes up into the sky.
Then again, if I hold the painting landscape, it is of a frog sitting on the trunk of a fallen tree next to a vertical cliff face. The frog is looking straight ahead at a bug that I've just this second noticed. Or it could be a small knot in the wood.
It is signed at the bottom and the name looks like Vermeer, which makes it potentially very valuable.
Upon closer inspection it could read Weiner.
The garage sale was in a posh road and was a very old house with a blue door.
Thank you
@Lordyaswas,
Listen, honey, that could be a good one.
I'm only half kidding.
I'm currently trying not to use my thumbs, and therefore the bottom half of my sandwiches keep falling to the floor and making a mess.
Do you know of a good interior design centre who can recommend curtains that go with mayonnaise coloured carpet?
@Lordyaswas,
Listen, son, the ants will take care of it over time.
Good design centers would have a laugh. Oh wait, they're invaded by scratching millopedes.
My pet python is warm and affectionate. He loves to hug me. My mother says that cold-blooded animals aren't loving. Why are parents such idiots?
My parents put limits on what I can look at on my computer. It's my computer. It's not their business. Why are parents such idiots?
evolution versus religion thread # 399
The moon landing was faked! Communism comes from GEICO cavemen! Bacon is a vegetable!
@Roberta,
Quote:My pet python is warm and affectionate. He loves to hug me. My mother says that cold-blooded animals aren't loving. Why are parents such idiots?
My parents put limits on what I can look at on my computer. It's my computer. It's not their business. Why are parents such idiots?
by the way, my parents smoke pot...
Why do people whine and snivel that guns are dangerous weapons? Do you realize that if Jesus had owned a burp gun, or if John Kennedy had been packing, the world would be a better place today? What an excellent method of child discipline, for instance.
Thanks for a good laugh.
Very funny observations from some very funny people.
Edgar's "two hour youtube video" really summed up 2013
@panzade,
My body is covered in large cysts and boils, I have terrible flatulence and feel really horny. Does anyone know what's wrong with me? I don't want to see a doctor.
Can I marry my pastor? He's an atheist and is also my brother.
can I possibly be pregnant???
