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A2K Memes - the 2013 Edition

 
 
Lordyaswas
 
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Reply Fri 6 Sep, 2013 08:27 am
I'VE SHAVED MY HEAD - DO I LOOK ATTRACTIVE?







https://www.thedistractionnetwork.com/images/Ugly-People-Unite-224.jpg
edgarblythe
 
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Reply Fri 6 Sep, 2013 11:55 am
a2k get together. BYOBong. Be at White Horse on October 13TH.
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JTT
 
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Reply Fri 6 Sep, 2013 12:17 pm
@Lordyaswas,
Shaved head or not, no, I'm afraid not. Smile
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Butrflynet
 
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Reply Fri 6 Sep, 2013 02:01 pm
Why do Asian girls have orange skin?

Blasphemers! All of you will feel the wrath of God because you talk about sex!
tsarstepan
 
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Reply Fri 6 Sep, 2013 02:26 pm
@Butrflynet,
That's sooooooo 2011 Butrflynet! Rolling Eyes
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jespah
 
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Reply Fri 6 Sep, 2013 03:35 pm
Hey I just met you
and this is crazy
but here's my credit card number
so spam me maybe
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Lordyaswas
 
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Reply Fri 6 Sep, 2013 03:51 pm
DOES ANYONE KNOW THIS ARTIST?

I've just bought a painting in a garage sale and wonder if it is worth anything. I can't really be bothered to attach a picture, but will now drone on and on as I attempt to describe it to you.
It is about the same size as my wall mirror in the hall, is painted in oil and is of a frog hugging a tree trunk as it gazes up into the sky.
Then again, if I hold the painting landscape, it is of a frog sitting on the trunk of a fallen tree next to a vertical cliff face. The frog is looking straight ahead at a bug that I've just this second noticed. Or it could be a small knot in the wood.
It is signed at the bottom and the name looks like Vermeer, which makes it potentially very valuable.
Upon closer inspection it could read Weiner.

The garage sale was in a posh road and was a very old house with a blue door.
Thank you

edgarblythe
 
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Reply Fri 6 Sep, 2013 04:15 pm
Did we mention
BUMP
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ossobuco
 
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Reply Fri 6 Sep, 2013 04:17 pm
@Lordyaswas,
Listen, honey, that could be a good one.

I'm only half kidding.
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Lordyaswas
 
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Reply Fri 6 Sep, 2013 04:34 pm
I'm currently trying not to use my thumbs, and therefore the bottom half of my sandwiches keep falling to the floor and making a mess.
Do you know of a good interior design centre who can recommend curtains that go with mayonnaise coloured carpet?
ossobuco
 
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Reply Fri 6 Sep, 2013 04:43 pm
@Lordyaswas,
Listen, son, the ants will take care of it over time.

Good design centers would have a laugh. Oh wait, they're invaded by scratching millopedes.
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Roberta
 
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Reply Fri 6 Sep, 2013 05:19 pm
My pet python is warm and affectionate. He loves to hug me. My mother says that cold-blooded animals aren't loving. Why are parents such idiots?

My parents put limits on what I can look at on my computer. It's my computer. It's not their business. Why are parents such idiots?

edgarblythe
 
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Reply Fri 6 Sep, 2013 06:51 pm
evolution versus religion thread # 399
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jespah
 
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Reply Sat 7 Sep, 2013 04:00 am
The moon landing was faked! Communism comes from GEICO cavemen! Bacon is a vegetable!
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Region Philbis
 
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Reply Sat 7 Sep, 2013 04:15 am
@Roberta,
Quote:
My pet python is warm and affectionate. He loves to hug me. My mother says that cold-blooded animals aren't loving. Why are parents such idiots?

My parents put limits on what I can look at on my computer. It's my computer. It's not their business. Why are parents such idiots?
by the way, my parents smoke pot...
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Sat 7 Sep, 2013 09:54 am
Why do people whine and snivel that guns are dangerous weapons? Do you realize that if Jesus had owned a burp gun, or if John Kennedy had been packing, the world would be a better place today? What an excellent method of child discipline, for instance.
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panzade
 
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Reply Sat 7 Sep, 2013 10:27 am
Thanks for a good laugh.

Very funny observations from some very funny people.

Edgar's "two hour youtube video" really summed up 2013
izzythepush
 
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Reply Sat 7 Sep, 2013 10:30 am
@panzade,
My body is covered in large cysts and boils, I have terrible flatulence and feel really horny. Does anyone know what's wrong with me? I don't want to see a doctor.
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jespah
 
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Reply Sat 7 Sep, 2013 10:31 am
Can I marry my pastor? He's an atheist and is also my brother.
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Rockhead
 
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Reply Sat 7 Sep, 2013 10:54 am
can I possibly be pregnant???
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