Between the ages of 18 - 21 a woman is like Africa or Australia. She
is half discovered, half wild and naturally beautiful with bushland
around the fertile deltas.
Between the ages of 21 - 30 a woman is like America or Japan.
Completely discovered, very well developed
and open to trade especially with countries with cash or cars.
Between the ages of 30 - 35, she is like India or Spain. Very hot,
>relaxed and convinced of its own beauty.
Between the ages of 35 - 40
a woman is like France or Argentina. She may have been half
destroyed during the war but can still be a warm and desirable place
to visit.
Between the ages of 40 - 50 she is like Yugoslavia or
Iraq. She lost the war and is haunted by past mistakes. Massive
reconstruction is now necessary.
Between the ages of 50 - 60 she is
like Russia or Canada. Very wide, quiet and the borders are
practically unpatrolled but the frigid climate keeps people away.
Between the ages of 60 - 70 a woman is like England or Mongolia.
With a glorious and all conquering past but alas no future.
After 70, they become Albania or Afghanistan. Everyone knows where it
is,
but no one wants to go there.
The Geography of a Man:
Between the ages of 15 - 70 a man is like Zimbabwe - ruled by a
dick.
I would hazard a guess that the writer
of this little "gem" is a male, which MIGHT
make sense in this utter blunder of a
collection of words. Though I will readily
agree that the author has the male
down cold.
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pueo
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Fri 20 Dec, 2002 03:28 am
OOOOOOOOOhhhhhhhhhhh Wilso, I thought I was a troublemaker . Good luck to you tomorrow when the women of this forum see this.
Just remember to duck, and in the immortal words of Peter Falk to Alan Arkin in the movie "The In-Laws" serpentine Shell, serpentine"
BTW, just between you and me, I thought it was funny.
OK, ducking now and running a serpentine course to shelter
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dlowan
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Fri 20 Dec, 2002 04:23 am
Removing lasar cannon and small, tactical,"smart" nuclear missile from cleverly concealed pockets in bunny suit - taking out Wilso...and, as tragic "collateral" damage, Peuo.........
Now, Babsatamalia, appalling as Wilso's taste has proven to be, I believe the "joke" is at least as rude to men as women - in fact, you could view the "woman" stuff as a long set-up to the punchline about men - and we cannot take the wretched, wayward, wanton Wilso to task about being rude to women and agree with his rudeness to men!
Well we can, and doubtless will....... but I am sure you know what I mean!!!!!
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dlowan
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Fri 20 Dec, 2002 04:24 am
.........or is it "laser" .... I cannot remember what the acronym stands for....
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roger
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Fri 20 Dec, 2002 05:06 am
oic. It was a joke! right wilso?
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Wilso
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Fri 20 Dec, 2002 09:41 am
Jeez, it was a joke guys.
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Wilso
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Fri 20 Dec, 2002 09:42 am
It was sent to me by a woman!
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roger
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Fri 20 Dec, 2002 09:42 am
Well, I thought it was straight news, but now I see. It was a joke.
Sure it was.
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littlek
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Fri 20 Dec, 2002 09:51 am
HAHAHA! That's great, especially since I'm between 30 and 35.....
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Wilso
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Fri 20 Dec, 2002 09:52 am
Good on ya!
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littlek
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Fri 20 Dec, 2002 09:55 am
I wonder why the guys thought you'd be in trouble for posting that....
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Wilso
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Fri 20 Dec, 2002 10:00 am
They're probably married!
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littlek
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Fri 20 Dec, 2002 10:02 am
hahaha
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pueo
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Fri 20 Dec, 2002 11:45 pm
Why does it seem that dlowan is always trying to kill me . Two different forums, afuzz and here and she's always targeting me for death.
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Wilso
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Sat 21 Dec, 2002 02:15 am
I have been similarly targeted!
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roger
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Sat 21 Dec, 2002 02:27 am
You're getting off easy, pueo. Wilso and I have been subjected to 'Jake the Peg'.
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pueo
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Sat 21 Dec, 2002 02:48 am
"Jake the Peg", not familiar with that. But knowing Deb, it must be gruesome.
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Wilso
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Sat 21 Dec, 2002 03:12 am
With his extra leg. Roger, how do you know about him?
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dlowan
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Sat 21 Dec, 2002 04:50 am
Peuo - you were not targeted - you were incidental damage....
Wilso - I sang it to Debacle, Craven and Roger to torture them.