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Fri 20 Dec, 2002 01:35 am
1. Enjoy your meal in England
2. American Culture
3. Programming without mistakes, by Bill Gates
4. German Humor
5. Russian free-market economy
6. The catholic Kamasutra
7. Female logic
8. What men know about women
9. Men, intelligent creatures
10. The freedom of travelling, by Erich Honecker
11. The love for my car, by Magda Aelvoet
Definetely THIN - I believe, by George,
you have got it!
The Wit and Humour of Lloyd George
"Stop Smoking NOW!" by Fidel Castro
Mahatma Ghandi's Best Barbeque Recipes
Icelandic in 5 minutes
"Get There Slowly, Get There Safe" by A. Senna
Abe Lincoln's Theatre Guide to Washington
"101 Koolaid Punches" by the Rev Jim Jones
Zen for the Impatient
Origama Exercises for the Comatose Patient
Any book by Clive Cussler that DOESN"T involve water
Any sensible, comprehendable, informative Government Publication.
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French Cooking by Andrew Dice Clay
Tales of my Virginity Years by Madonna
Good Films I've Made by Pauly Shore
Subtle Acting Techniques by the collected members of the WWE, past and present
The Certified Public Accountancy Book of Humor
The Wit and Wisdom of George W Bush
The Real Men's Guide to Asking for Directions
Exciting Skiing Destinations in Kansas
The Confessions of Saddam Hussein
The Unabridged Who's Who in Honest Politics
A Day-by-Day Account of Peace in Palestine
The San Francisco Straight Men's Telephone Directory
Barry Manilow's Greatest Hits
Tom Green's Book of Manners
Mike Tyson's Rules of Sportsmanship
Mr. Stillwater, Fidel Castro DID stop smoking.
Wilso's paint colour chart!
And Germans might be unfairly stereotyped about humor according to the World's Funniest Joke" study and my own experience (which includes the fact that Germans put up more comedy sites related to shows like The Simpsons etc than any country except America).
But I'll be a sport:
The women I didn't hit on - Clinton
Countries that I condider friendly - Bush
Al Gore's Joke Book
True Love by Jennifer Lopez
Safe Investment Tips by Martha Stewart
What Else Can I Do? by Michael Jackson's cosmetic surgeon
Guess Where I Am? by bin Laden
Well, he has! Reckon he'll live forever at this rate...
The Collected Speeches of Fidel Castro: Speeches less than 10 hours
Christmas Carols of Far Northern Mongolia
The Modesty and Humility of Mick Jagger
Test-drive Your Experimental Plane by John Denver
What Your Cat REALLY Likes About You (Apart From Regular Meals)
Vegetarianism For Sharks
Teetotalism In Australia