@Frank Apisa,
Stop trying to pretend you are all lightened up and all.
You mean it very,very, very seriously despite you having not one shred of evidence that it is an appropriate response to your provenance and subsequent dispositions such as when you are addressing the little white ball sitting on a tee or plugged in an unraked bunker.
Do you wiggle your buttocks or twitch your elbows?
Were your "letters to the editor" in jest, as mine always were, or did you really mean every silly, thrumming word. Post us a copy of one of the shorter ones and I'll tell you what the editor actually thought of it.
When Mrs Thatcher "privatised" the utilities I bought a tranche of shares in a water company. I had read Nehru on the subject.
As soon as I got my share certificate I wrote to the boss of the new company in which I had invested to ask him whether I should leave all my taps, faucets and hosepipes running all day and all night long.