I Love My Wife Dearly But...

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[+3] - Chumly - 08/24/2013[quote="ossobuco"]Well, first put the dog in the sink, then use the long hose attachment.[/quote]Rule 22-004, subrule 2 of the Mrs. Chumly Code of Household Operations clearly states:...
[+3] - chai2 - 08/25/2013[quote="DrewDad"] <Hands Chumly a beer> [/quote] And make sure you rinse out that can in the kitchen sink before you put it in the recycling!

(Edgar peeks in and slowly tiptoes out)

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@edgarblythe,

"Do not wash your hands in the kitchen sink and don't forget to brush the dog's teeth!"

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@Chumly,

Been there done that.

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@Chumly,

can you brush the dog's teeth in the kitchen sink?

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@Rockhead,

Well, first put the dog in the sink, then use the long hose attachment.

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@Rockhead,

Rockhead wrote:

can you brush the dog's teeth in the kitchen sink?

When Mrs. Chumly is not home I throw caution to the wind and push table scraps down the drain!

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@ossobuco,

ossobuco wrote:

Well, first put the dog in the sink, then use the long hose attachment.

Rule 22-004, subrule 2 of the Mrs. Chumly Code of Household Operations clearly states: "Each plumbing apparatus shall have only one primary usage as identified in Section 22, and shall have no secondary usage unless provided for by the Inspection Authority via an approved errata."

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@Chumly,

So, you have urinal and stool both?

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@Chumly,

You should hear what she says about you....... Twisted Evil

and she's always kind!

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@Chumly,

<Hands Chumly a beer>

We all know that feel, bro.

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@DrewDad,

DrewDad wrote:

<Hands Chumly a beer>

And make sure you rinse out that can in the kitchen sink before you put it in the recycling!

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@roger,

roger wrote:

So, you have urinal and stool both?

As per the Mrs. Chumly Code of Household Operations, Appendix B, Table 31 delineates acceptable sentence structure. As such the word urinal and the word stool shall not be used in the same sentence.

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@Chumly,

What is the standard sentencing range for failure to lower the seat?

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@margo,

margo wrote:

You should hear what she says about you.......
and she's always kind!

As per errata 22.555.567. Z47 the Chief Municipal Moral Supply Authority deems all commentary by Mrs Chumly to not be a matter of record.

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