Doglover, how do you get the dogs interested in the first place? Does it involve peanut butter and whipped cream?
Is that a Vermont Teddy Bear S&M bear?
Well, my idea is that this girl was not kidnapped at all but she was abducted by aliens. Thats why there werent any tracks. were there any crop circles around?
I saw her picture on Imus this AM, she had a kind of goofy look like my hound dog just when hes about ready to blow lunch in the car.
This thread has everything!
Now we're into bestiality.
Hold on... I'm gonna go grab a beer.
Quote:grab me a Coors will ya!
HONK HONK gus said he was getting a BEER
Sicko. Do you know Audrey personally, btw?
I just figured that because she was found in the swamp smeared with Alpo that there might be a connection here.
Uh, wait a minute, everybody.
"Found in the swamp"? "Smeared with Alpo"?
Are you all thinkin' what I'm thinkin'? This has Gus's name written all over it. No wonder he was so anxious to label this as a scam. He was trying to cover his tracks.
Who's gonna be first to call the police?
doglover wrote:dyslexia wrote:Quote:grab me a Coors will ya!
HONK HONK gus said he was getting a BEER
If you don't mind, dyslexai, I like my beer to taste like piss water from Colorado. 
make the
green piss water from colorado and I will know what you mean.
We already turned our clocks ahead so I got this news later than the rest of you.
Hey, does anyone think that this abduction story might be a hoax?
In this state , weve got a Gus's Law in which stalkers and other fiends who prey on poor dominatrix bears...
Omigod, I just read that duct tape and rope were involved. It was Gus, for sure. Apparently he even talked her into buying those things herself and bringing them. That silver-tongued devil.
There should be Gus's Laws in every state, farmerman. And not just for bears. Otherwise, what's to stop Gus from continuing to seduce poor, young co-eds like Audrey Seiler and luring them to his swamp for sordid sex games?
So, wait, wait, wait, this could all be real.
I admit I qualmed m'self.
But now there's a horror, any one of us are kidnapped (eh what?) but given that that was true, it would be unpleasant if people reacted in the usual cynical way. (She/eh asked for it/orchestrated it/it is an art project/so on)
Awaiting data.
True.
(But while we are waiting to learn the whole story, can we not laugh a little at Gus's expense? Pleeeeeez?)
