My post before just reminded me of something that happened to me years ago, with my ex husband.
We're sound asleep, the phone rings. Phones on my side of the bed. I look at the clock, it's probably a little after 12:30am if I remember.
me: (groggy voice) Hullo?
Some chick: Let me talk to Brian.
me: Sorry, wrong number.
I hang up.
Phone immediately rings again. Now I'm awake.
Let....me....talk.....to.....Brian (sounding pissed off)
You're dialing the wrong number, there's no Brian here. I hang up. Husbands awake now too.
She calls back again, I tell her she's dialing the wrong number, stop calling, etc.
she says "I know Brian is there, give him the phone!"
I said something like "Look, I've got someone sleeping here next to me, and it's NOT Brian"
She says "Are you sure?"
Oh God, I hang up (unplug the phone), tell my husband what she said and he just about busts a gut laughing. I start laughing too, it was so ridiculous.
For months after that, sometimes I would roll over at night, touch him and say "Brian?" He'd always chuckle.