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Dear Texas

 
 
Reply Thu 18 Jul, 2013 11:34 am
http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2013/07/18/lewis-black-new-york-city-is-better-than-texas-because-fck-you-texas/
 
RABEL222
 
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Reply Thu 18 Jul, 2013 01:15 pm
@blueveinedthrobber,
Hope the stupid prick runs for president. Perry that is.
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blueveinedthrobber
 
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Reply Thu 18 Jul, 2013 01:24 pm
wait...there's more

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QxP442T-aZ0
edgarblythe
 
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Reply Thu 18 Jul, 2013 03:10 pm
Best laugh I've had all day.
blueveinedthrobber
 
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Reply Thu 18 Jul, 2013 04:25 pm
@edgarblythe,
naturally, no offense meant to you my friend
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RABEL222
 
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Reply Thu 18 Jul, 2013 05:13 pm
@edgarblythe,
Sorry Edgar, I like you fine. Its your politicians I'm giving the finger too.
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Thu 18 Jul, 2013 05:16 pm
I hate our politicians as much as the rest of you.
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OmSigDAVID
 
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Reply Thu 18 Jul, 2013 07:56 pm
@blueveinedthrobber,

I was born in NYC and I lived there almost all of my life,
but I am not loyal to its filosofy because it is not sufficiently laissez faire.
Liberty is very seldom mentioned there, especially not by politicians.

If I were going to open a business, I 'm pretty sure that I 'd be happier,
freer, and less taxed in Texas than I wud be in NY.

I 'd have a happier, freer and more American life
with the leadership of someone like Perry rather than Cuomo or Bloomberg.





David
Rockhead
 
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Reply Thu 18 Jul, 2013 08:12 pm
@OmSigDAVID,
I think you would fit right in in Texas, dave.

in fact, I think we would all feel safer if you moved there...
OmSigDAVID
 
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Reply Thu 18 Jul, 2013 08:22 pm
@Rockhead,
Rockhead wrote:
I think you would fit right in in Texas, dave.
Thank u, Rocky.




Rockhead wrote:
in fact, I think we would all feel safer if you moved there...
I have moven to Florida now.
I am happy here,
but u r free to feel anything that u wanna feel.





David
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Thu 18 Jul, 2013 09:25 pm
“I felt a little guilty about jangling the poor bugger's brains with that evil fantasy. But what the hell? Anybody who wanders around the world saying, "Hell yes, I'm from Texas," deserves whatever happens to him.”
― Hunter S. Thompson, The Great Shark Hunt: Strange Tales from a Strange Time
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DoctorGotz
 
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Reply Fri 19 Jul, 2013 09:37 pm
I'm from Colorado.

I never lived in New York or Texas, but it seems pretty stupid to me for anyone who has or does to insist that their states is miles above the other, if for no other reason that they are not from Colorado.

Anyway...the general perception of Texas is very different from the general perception of New York and neither are all positive.

Some smart-ass New York comedian ragging Texas is about as pertinent as some smart-ass Texan comedian ragging New York.

I've met people from Texas and New York and the one thing, I think, they have in common is an outsized regard for the states in which they live.

raprap
 
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Reply Sat 20 Jul, 2013 03:57 am
@DoctorGotz,
The Bluegrass State fills with Texans every spring and summer--so much so that periodically signs appear along the highways and byways that say "If Texas is so wonderful why don't you stay there?"

BTW I responded to your Colorado brag because of the propensity of Bluegrass planted along the front range--I'd like it noted that as 'Colorful' as Colorado is, Bluegrass is best left in central Kentucky where there's plenty of rain.

Rap
blueveinedthrobber
 
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Reply Sat 20 Jul, 2013 06:18 am
@DoctorGotz,
Keep Calm Doc, no one's trying to be pertinent here. We're just having a laugh at the expense of Texas and more specifically their fucktard government officials. . And btw, we're not laughing with them, we're laughing at them.
edgarblythe
 
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Reply Sat 20 Jul, 2013 08:24 am
I feel that as a Texan I have the most right to be outraged by Texas politics and the propensity to elect people who are fit to raise buzzards and not much else. Apart from that I am uncomplaining about being here.
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RABEL222
 
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Reply Sat 20 Jul, 2013 10:10 am
@DoctorGotz,
Have you ever tried to find a specific address in Denver. Even with a gps machine its damn near impossible.
OmSigDAVID
 
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Reply Sat 20 Jul, 2013 12:42 pm
@raprap,
raprap wrote:
The Bluegrass State fills with Texans every spring and summer--so much so that periodically signs appear along the highways and byways that say "If Texas is so wonderful why don't you stay there?"

BTW I responded to your Colorado brag because of the propensity of Bluegrass planted along the front range--I'd like it noted that as 'Colorful' as Colorado is, Bluegrass is best left in central Kentucky where there's plenty of rain.

Rap
I was in Kentucky once; the grass looked green to me,
the same as anywhere else.





David
Rockhead
 
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Reply Sat 20 Jul, 2013 12:47 pm
@DoctorGotz,
texas comedians usually go into politics instead of show business...
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ossobuco
 
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Reply Sat 20 Jul, 2013 01:02 pm
@RABEL222,
That sounds like Albuquerque.
Signage savvy, not, including address numbers on buildings.
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OmSigDAVID
 
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Reply Sat 20 Jul, 2013 01:02 pm
@Rockhead,
Rockhead wrote:
I think you would fit right in in Texas, dave.

in fact, I think we would all feel safer if you moved there...
Come to think of it, there is my friend, Donald,
who owns a real estate business in NY City (Elmhurst, Queens).
He is from Florida. He used to be a tenant of mine.

He told me that he is going to open a gunstore in Texas.
Donald has bought some land where he will build his gunstore.
He has a partner in Texas to run the store for him
until Donald arrives there. I 'm pretty sure that Donald 'd
rather run his business in Texas than in NY,
without Cuomo nor Bloomberg. I believe that he will find
Texas to be more FRIENDLY and less hostile;
a better investment. He will probably create a few jobs there,
depending upon the future prosperity of his gunstore.
Maybe I shud invest in it; I wonder.
or invest in a Florida gunstore





David
 

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