Dear Texas

As I remember, it was ez:
I just told the cab driver where I wanted to go. I like Denver.
I 've been there for happy conventions.





David

You're not going to get me to particpate in a "which state is better" contest raprap. Why should I? When it comes to Colorado and Kentucky, the answer is obvious

Besides, I don't think Colorado is trying to steal bluegrass from Kentucky. Marijuana production maybe.

I'm not getting excited bluevein.

They don't want to be found, and especially by people from out of state.

You must have stayed in downtown Louisville or Frankfort. Real Kentucky blue grass is definitely a BLUE hue.

I'm not trying to make that brag--but unlike the original mountain state (West By Gawd Virginia*) most of Colorado is flat.

As for the Bluegrass State--the legalization of industrial hemp may just change that back to 'where the climate meets my clothes.'

*West Virginian's have a brag--If West Virginia was flat, it would be bigger than Texas.

Rap

Actually I found Denver easy--except for the downtown bent, Denver is a East/West North/South coordinate axis with Broadway and Ellsworth as the origin.

Rap

Works for me. I moved here (Texas) last October and many friends and family members are in the process of doing the same.

And when you moved to Texas I'll bet you raised the average IQ of two states.

Rap

"West Virginian's have a brag--If West Virginia was flat, it would be bigger than Texas."

But it isn't.

If I had wings I could fly.

There are prairies and there are mountains.

So?

I know about the prairies. I lived a year in Yuma (Colorado) and you can't get much prairie flat than Yuma.

I also lived three years in Golden where I rode my bicycle up and down Lookout Mountain at least weekly. I've also lived in West 'by Gawd' Virginia (10 years), and a couple of years in the Smokies (Tennessee/ N Carolina) .

In the fall, when the hardwood colors are maxed and the Gauley is up, West 'by Gawd' Virginia has the most beautiful mountains and some of the best whitewater in America if not the world--Colorado and the Colorado River not withstanding.

The same can be said of the Smokies when the rhododendron covered mountains are in bloom.

Granted skiing on a winter full moon in Loveland is something that can't be experienced anywhere but Colorado, but all states that I've been to have their points of beauty (and ugliness--Yuma).

BTW there is no flatland in West 'by Gawd' Virginia, that's why if it were flat 'it's > Texas.'

Rap

Get a combo gun/liquor store, Om.

Yes, each state has it's own beauty.

Even New Jersey

Rap

Yee doggies! Ain't furee entraprize grand.

I just had to post this. It's so great.

I wasn't quite sure where it belonged, but I suppose it works in this thread.

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