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Madison college student found alive.

 
 
gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Fri 2 Apr, 2004 05:09 pm
Oh my God!

Farmerman... you are a friggin' genius.

Will you be my mentor?
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farmerman
 
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Reply Fri 2 Apr, 2004 05:18 pm
I dont know how to sew.
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Eva
 
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Reply Fri 2 Apr, 2004 05:22 pm
You were right to be suspicious, Gus. Guess your crapometer is more finely tuned than most. You can smell 'em comin', cantcha?
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Fri 2 Apr, 2004 05:24 pm
Yes I can, Eva. Yes I can.
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Eva
 
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Reply Fri 2 Apr, 2004 05:30 pm
Well, I am just amazed.

You ever think of cashing in on this talent? Snopes & urbanlegend.com might be looking for spotters.
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Fri 2 Apr, 2004 05:32 pm
I'm on the phone right now with the National Enquirer.
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Eva
 
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Reply Fri 2 Apr, 2004 05:54 pm
Perfect job for you, if I do say so myself.
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Eva
 
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Reply Fri 2 Apr, 2004 05:56 pm
When I'm really bored standing in line at the grocery store, I read their headlines out loud to the people in line with me. It's a riot. "Two Headed Woman Gives Birth to Elvis' Baby" is MUCH funnier out loud. Try it sometime.
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dyslexia
 
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Reply Fri 2 Apr, 2004 05:59 pm
gee, the one I read OUT LOUD was far more interesting (at least to the women in line behind me) "Two-headed Elvis gives birth to nude alien on velvet"
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Eva
 
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Reply Fri 2 Apr, 2004 06:04 pm
We could have a lot of fun doing this together, dys. They'd probably have to run us out of the store.
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