Oh my God!
Farmerman... you are a friggin' genius.
Will you be my mentor?
You were right to be suspicious, Gus. Guess your crapometer is more finely tuned than most. You can smell 'em comin', cantcha?
Yes I can, Eva. Yes I can.
Well, I am just amazed.
You ever think of cashing in on this talent? Snopes & urbanlegend.com might be looking for spotters.
I'm on the phone right now with the National Enquirer.
Perfect job for you, if I do say so myself.
When I'm really bored standing in line at the grocery store, I read their headlines out loud to the people in line with me. It's a riot. "Two Headed Woman Gives Birth to Elvis' Baby" is MUCH funnier out loud. Try it sometime.
gee, the one I read OUT LOUD was far more interesting (at least to the women in line behind me) "Two-headed Elvis gives birth to nude alien on velvet"
We could have a lot of fun doing this together, dys. They'd probably have to run us out of the store.
