Could I be jewish because I seem to share some of their beliefs?

"Could I be jewish because I seem to share some of their beliefs?"

I don't know. I'd need to watch a twenty-minute Youtube video in order to answer that question.

Are you circumcised?

Horse ****! A Jew is any person whose mother was a Jew or any person who has gone through the formal process of conversion to Judaism.

Are you circumcised?

Are you circumcised?

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Horse ****! A Jew is any person whose mother was a Jew or any person who has gone through the formal process of conversion to Judaism.

Holy ****, maybe you are correct and my mother never told me. Damed, I never knew that I was a Jew, I never knew it was so simple.

You left out this part of my quote, any reason why?

"Being a Jew has nothing to do with what you believe or what you do. "

I expected you to backtrack. Thanks for proving my point.

Judaism is an economic system which allows small, swarthy men and women of middle eastern origin to routinely swindle tall, blond and slow-witted nordic types. That is the product of the genetic deterioration of the nordic races due to immoderate consumption of strong beers and the habit of bashing each other over the head with heavy weapons in tournaments during the middle ages.

I guarantee you, RL, that you lack the intellectual wherewithal to engage in the practice.

It takes a major optimist to whack off the end before they even find out how long it's going to be, but twice?

Are you circumcised?

Are you circumcised?

Are you suggesting that I am not a small, swarthy man or woman of middle eastern origin who routinely swindle tall, blond and slow-witted nordic types.