THE A2K NAZI CLUB

Is there a free uniform?

What about the invading? Is it compulsory, as dates have to be put in diaries, what with the summer break coming up.

I found a photo of Count Malarkey

Wasn't he bopped by partisans whilst his staff car was negotiating a hairpin?

Yup.

We need a theme song.

Rush Limbaugh reporting. I have commandeered edgarblythe's PC long enough to endorse The A2K Nazi Club. We could have used an organization like this to get some more of my pals elected recently. Remember to boycott my sponsors until they stop boycotting me. Government is bad except when I want it to do my will. Thanks and good luck and good bye.

Rush, go take some pills or something . . .

NSFW ? ! ? ! ? I think the moderators need some sphincter relaxing salve.

That does sound a little overly sensitive.

This thread is goering nowhere.

Granted I find "What-If" games interesting, particularly in the case of WW-II in which the Allied powers basically got lucky in defeating a technologically superior foe in Nazi Germany...

But I'd have had no use for the German Nazi party as it was actually constituted.

Oh, I dunno. Some posters are goebeling it up, I think.

Dinner time. I haf mien orderves.

George Gobel?

George Goble was no Ducktator



Rap

Who in their reich mind would find this amusing ?

How the heil do I know?

Can you nazi the humor in this thread?

Now I get it ! It's hitlerious !

Some jokes to lighten this serious thread,

A Jewish father was teaching his son how to say grace in Nazi Germany.

"Today in Germany the proper form of grace is 'Thank God and Hitler.'"

"But suppose the Führer dies?" asked the boy.

"Then you just thank God."

~

As Hitler's armies faced more and more setbacks, he asked his astrologer, "Am I going to lose the war?"

"Yes," the astrologer said.

"Then, am I going to die?" Hitler asked.

"Yes."

"When am I going to die?"

"On a Jewish holiday."

"But on what holiday?"

"Any day you die will be a Jewish holiday."

~

Several storm troopers enter an Evangelical Church during a Sunday morning service.

"My fellow Germans," begins their leader. "I am here in the interest of racial purity. We have tolerated non-Aryans long enough, and must now get rid of them. I am ordering all those here whose fathers are Jews to leave this church at once."

Several worshipers get up and leave.

"And now I am ordering out all those whose mothers are Jewish."

At this, the pastor jumps up, takes hold of the crucifix, and says, "Brother, now it's time for you and me to get out."

It was inevitable . . .