Goddang ignorant, intolerant, narrow-minded, bigoted, racist, gusophobic, sexist, nationalistic, bear-shagging, mullet-wearing, eh-saying, curling-stone-path-sweeping, Molson-drinking, pasty-bellied, cold-assed Canadians!
What's wrong with bear shagging? I can see what's wrong with Canadians, but bear shagging? The bears enjoy it, you enjoy it, nobody loses.
The only problem is the likelihood of finding a bear. Kangaroos are much more common over here.
Did you get any of your cousin's assets, Gus? If you didn't, you might want t o be directing Death to a few other relative's houses.