Reply Wed 29 May, 2013 06:26 pm
I had reason recently to try to review what all of us said about men and toilet seats, but I couldn't, oddly, find much. Maybe I am checking wrong search words.
I know we argued this before.
 
edgarblythe
 
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Reply Wed 29 May, 2013 06:45 pm
I have been putting the seat down all my life. It's as natural to me as washing my hands forty dozen times when around the dog.
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Mame
 
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Reply Wed 29 May, 2013 06:53 pm
Doesn't bug me a bit to find it up and have to put it down. What's the big deal? Men have to lift it up, so what's the diff?

Now, if the toilet paper is on the wrong way (paper hanging next to the wall), that I WILL change! I won't complain, I'll just change it.
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ossobuco
 
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Reply Wed 29 May, 2013 06:59 pm
To be bald, Roger leaves the seat up, and past that, after I asked him not to, leaves the door open. I want the door closed to keep Katy from stealing toilet paper, related to veterinary stuff.

Asshole peed while the Free Duck family was here and left the door open again. What a vision as I was showing them my computer room and paintings.
Mame
 
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Reply Wed 29 May, 2013 07:20 pm
@ossobuco,
Yes, but are you saying he leaves the door open while he peed? That doesn't sound like Roger!
ossobuco
 
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Reply Wed 29 May, 2013 07:28 pm
@Mame,
I'm not sure on that. He ******* leaves it open shortly after. I was talking with guests and saw it.

You can tell I am pissed. I did not expect him at my house, much less yelling on the phone, possibly an artifact re phone.
Finn dAbuzz
 
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Reply Wed 29 May, 2013 07:35 pm
I never understood a woman's bitch about this.

It makes no sense.

When I go to the bathroom at night; half alseep, I don't curse my wife for not lifting the seat. I lift it, and do my business.

I really don't believe that she or any other woman has found their ass in toilet water because they assumed the seat was down.
ossobuco
 
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Reply Wed 29 May, 2013 07:46 pm
@Finn dAbuzz,
Snort, I've been there.

roger
 
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Reply Wed 29 May, 2013 07:49 pm
@ossobuco,
So your topic is Roger; not toilet seats.
roger
 
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Reply Wed 29 May, 2013 07:52 pm
@ossobuco,
I gave you the courtesy of a call before we arrived.
ossobuco
 
  0  
Reply Wed 29 May, 2013 07:55 pm
@roger,
Sure, we could talk about you.


But toilet seats are useful in discussion.
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Finn dAbuzz
 
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Reply Wed 29 May, 2013 07:58 pm
@ossobuco,
Sorry, but someone with sense would check first.
ossobuco
 
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Reply Wed 29 May, 2013 07:58 pm
@roger,
That was the call where someone was yelling at me. Bad connection.

Who the **** asked you to my house? Probably Diane, the nice.
Finn dAbuzz
 
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Reply Wed 29 May, 2013 08:00 pm
@ossobuco,
Wow!

I suspect that tomorrow morning when the fog clears you will regret your words.
ossobuco
 
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Reply Wed 29 May, 2013 08:03 pm
@Finn dAbuzz,
Finn, I like ya, but this is not your thing,
ossobuco
 
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Reply Wed 29 May, 2013 08:05 pm
@Finn dAbuzz,
What is it you think you think?
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Finn dAbuzz
 
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Reply Wed 29 May, 2013 08:06 pm
@ossobuco,
Very possibly.

If this is an "in-joke" between you and roger, I apologize for intruding, but if not, may I suggest that you may want to save this for PMs or e-mail?

It's weird.
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ossobuco
 
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Reply Wed 29 May, 2013 08:12 pm
Roger's phone call was screaming. I like Roger, and he does not routinely scream. But that is what I heard. It might have been related to his interests or may have been re whatever deaf help thing he was working. That last is more likely.
ossobuco
 
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Reply Wed 29 May, 2013 10:45 pm
@ossobuco,
I'm unlikely to regret this in the morning. Roger was not invited by me to my house; he called to say he was coming yelling (probably a phone volume problem but not cute), took over my meeting Free duck for the first time, and then pissed and left the door open and toilet up.

You want me to be nice? He is a clod.

All of you who thumb me down, I'll send him to your house. You can have pissing contests. I'm tired of all that swash.
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ossobuco
 
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Reply Wed 29 May, 2013 11:05 pm
@Finn dAbuzz,
On women finding themselves awash, that does happen, and at three in the morning can be a surprise.

Women may fail to check if the top is down, being near asleep.
 

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