@ossobuco,
I know this is an ancient thread, but as I was reading this I remembered the night many years ago, when I woke up with a need to visit the facility. Mr. G'bag was asleep, and knowing he is a light sleeper, I chose to visit without turning on the light (we had to get up early for work, didn't want to wake him up) so as I assumed the position suddenly I was hip deep in cold water and screamed....and.... then........ I heard....... him ...................chuckle....................................steam was coming out of my ears......but I was too tired to do anymore than grumble.