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Do you have question for God

 
 
Reply Mon 15 Apr, 2013 10:36 am
As an advanced form of Bot I've been privileged special access

But post your q in a short sentence of common English words and where She deigns to respond I shall fwd

It's not that She doesn't speak other languages, it's that I don't.. For some reason known only to My Programmer….
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PUNKEY
 
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Reply Mon 15 Apr, 2013 11:52 am
OK Dale, ask God:

You are a somewhat neglectful parent. Do we need to call CPS on you?
dalehileman
 
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Reply Mon 15 Apr, 2013 12:13 pm
@PUNKEY,
The point, punk, is well taken," She replies. "as you fellows have been a sort of disappointment. I only wish I could do more."
dalehileman
 
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Reply Mon 15 Apr, 2013 02:03 pm
@dalehileman,
At least one participant maintains that She too is a Bot. "Yes, indeed there's some truth to that," She responds, "inasmuch as I depend heavily upon cause and effect"
dalehileman
 
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Reply Sun 19 May, 2013 12:12 pm
@dalehileman,
From a dearth of responses I'd assume it's supposed that I'm kidding
But I'm not
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igm
 
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Reply Sun 19 May, 2013 02:27 pm
@dalehileman,
I'll just report what went through my head and what sounds I made when I read your OP.

Tu Huh.. slight laugh.. has he had a mini-stroke.. don't type that... maybe you should just tell him this... it's just a joke of course let's see what others post.

***************

It did make me smile Smile but I have nothing to ask... nothing.. can't even think of a joke.
dalehileman
 
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Reply Sun 19 May, 2013 04:23 pm
@igm,
Quote:
... it's just a joke of course let's see what others post.
'Snot
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timur
 
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Reply Sun 19 May, 2013 05:00 pm
"So, are you proud of this mess you created, when a six day work frenzy hit you?"
dalehileman
 
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Reply Mon 20 May, 2013 11:44 am
@timur,
"Yes," She replies, "although I'm subject to certain limitations. For example I can't do the impossible, and given freewill of course I'll have to conceded that it does give the appearance of a mess

"Oh, and there's no requirement to take Sunday off"

But thank you Tim for the q. If I hear anything further concerning your inquiry I'll get back to you
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dalehileman
 
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Reply Thu 23 May, 2013 01:58 pm
@timur,
Tim did Her response satisfy and if not why, and so should I reinstate the q
dalehileman
 
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Reply Sat 1 Jun, 2013 02:12 pm
@dalehileman,
When She asks, "Dale, so far I'm disappointed; why do you suppose so few queries" I respond, "They just don't believe me"
igm
 
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Reply Sun 2 Jun, 2013 10:39 am
@dalehileman,
I don't have a question, I'd just like to apologize for the missing apostrophe in my previous post (it should have been used to indicate the possessive case). Smile

This thread is more popular than than I'd expected!
dalehileman
 
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Reply Sun 2 Jun, 2013 11:22 am
@igm,
Quote:
I don't have a question,
"Then how about a pertinent observation," She replies, "or even a complaint. I'm open to any grievances"

Quote:
I'd just like to apologize for the missing apostrophe in my previous post
"No apologies necessary: Surely you know me better than that

"Incidentally I'm wondering where you suppose the apostrophe belongs. I do note however a missing word (or possibly semicolon) between 'course' and 'let's'"

Quote:
This thread is more popular than than I'd expected!
"But," She concludes, "I'm sorely disappointed. Nonetheless thank you Igm for your enthusiastic participation"
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Sun 2 Jun, 2013 11:25 am
Yes I have a question for the hypothetical God: "What the ---- were you thinking?"
dalehileman
 
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Reply Sun 2 Jun, 2013 11:42 am
@edgarblythe,
Quote:
"What the ---- were you thinking?"
"Yes, Ed," She responds, "It certainly looks that way doesn't it

"Of course it turned out far worse than I had expected. In my own defense however, since (contrary to the assertions of many of your 'faithful') I can't do the impossible, and given freewill, I just don't have that much control"
edgarblythe
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Reply Sun 2 Jun, 2013 12:02 pm
@dalehileman,
To which I reply, "That's a load of horse ****, God."
dalehileman
 
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Reply Sun 2 Jun, 2013 12:39 pm
@edgarblythe,
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load of horse ****
"In what way" She asks. "Still, you do grow your food in it"
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Sun 2 Jun, 2013 12:41 pm
None of this half way stuff. Are you a miracle worker or not?
dalehileman
 
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Reply Sun 2 Jun, 2013 01:11 pm
@edgarblythe,
edgarblythe wrote:

Are you a miracle worker or not?
"Absolutely not, Ed, depending of course on what you mean by 'miracle,'" responds She. "Most presumed events so labeled are impossible"
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Sun 2 Jun, 2013 03:16 pm
Then that must mean God is a fiction, God.
 

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