Do you have question for God

Reply Tue 17 Sep, 2013 10:56 am
And I'm not joking... You must have seen the movie: "The Adjustment Bureau"
Sorry no, Ty

how close is that to your mysterious ways?
I didn't realize my ways were mysterious

Why can't the lost loved ones communicate back to me?
Because they're dead

If I meet them in my dreams am I really with them?
In a symbolic way yes

Or is death really the final stage?
The pantheist might assert the soul is everything about one except his body, in which case we exist 'til the Big Squeeze wipes out all vestiges
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Reply Tue 17 Sep, 2013 11:45 am
TyrionGuy wrote:

And I'm not joking... You must have seen the movie: "The Adjustment Bureau" how close is that to your mysterious ways?

I'd be sooooo disappointed to find out that Gawd admitted to actually liking or worse loved that tepid Matt Damon scifi adaptation of Philip K. Dick short story. Let alone to find out that heaven is boringly bureaucratic as depicted by that same film.

My question to Gawd? I'd ask her about a planetary logistics question:
How can I capture and deliver the following planet in less then a month's time and have it safely orbit Earth outside our Moon's orbit so I can personally mine the diamond out of the planet's core?

7. 55 Cancri e – diamond planet.
At least a third of this planet’s mass is likely to be pure diamond. And it’s only 40 light years away!


Followup question:
Since I would be the planet's first trillionaire with my mining operation on 55 Cancri e, how can I take much of that fortune which I'll use to research and develop immortality for humanity?
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Reply Tue 17 Sep, 2013 02:37 pm
"But why," She asks
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