Oh Lola...
Does this place serve only Coffee?
I used to frequent an establishment which was both a bar and a coffee shop (and sometimes music venue). Well... to be honest... an often times music venue.
I knew a bartender/barista there. By knew I mean just that. I never knew her in the Biblical sense, but to do so would have been a delight.
I had a drink there named after myself "
The Dirty Jesus".
Perhaps the etymology deserves exposition. My hair was longer then. With my bearded and effeminate face I did look a bit the part of many traditional iconographies. My nickname being Nurse Jesus. Nurse Jesus of course drank like a chimney and smoked like a fish.
Sarah's drink was "
The Dirty Sweatshirt". Mine was the vegan version.
Could you be a doll and make me the drink, provided the recipe?
Tall glass 1/2 filled with ice.
1 shot vanilla vodka (Vanilla Stoli).
1 shot coffee liqueur (Kahlua).
1 shot raspberry liqueur (Chambord).
2 shots espresso.
Fill remaining glass with soy milk. (Soya milk if you Brits insist.)
Sarah was a generous and beguiling dame. Her interpretation of "shot" was more grand than most. I suggest you take her lead on this.