@Lustig Andrei,
I wasn't making a fuss Andrei. I was attempting to make conversation which is a very important ingredient in a respectable coffee-house. In fact, conversation is the sole reason for having coffee-houses. The coffee comes off boats using suction pumps transferring it to 20 ton trucks. A great deal happens to it before it is labelled and niche marketed. Some weaving of the winds is involved. Perhaps someone who has experience in the coffee industry will describe what.
"Brunch" where I come from is associated with the milieu of estate agent's , accountants, middle-level local government officers, lawyers, doctors, dentists, shopkeepers, and suchlike and especially of that of their wives' social circles. It definitely connotes with aspiring, self-improving types.
It was said to derive from having a lie in on Sundays and combining breakfast and lunch into one go in the nosebag. It carried a certain cachet. But it has to be pronounced as H.M The Queen would say it. Brreanche!! say. Otherwise it becomes as silly as the titter who ran around the court in South Africa when the judge made a witticism.
I can't imaging it in Texanese.