@ossobuco,
Did you see the one at the Oscar's ceremony osso? A chap had to run on stage and move her frock in such a way that more upper thigh was exposed to view but only far enough to make the needle on the neurotimeter twitch slightly. He was on his knees and he had to do it twice to get the effect required. Tough stuff indeed.
It's bad enough being neurotic and raddled with guilt but drawing special attention to how deep-seated it is is the height of vulgarity.
That's why the Victorians hid the piano legs. Once peeling off gets going it can't stop anywhere without revealing where the neurosis and guilt lines are drawn and making a singular personal point of the matter.
The Secretary of State, it struck me, came close at the press conference in the Foreign Office to applying for membership of the EU.