@firefly,
Have you heard the Sootie story ff?
A little dog called Sootie or Sooty, it's black of course, was up Mt Snowden, these Snowdens eh? you can't keep 'em off the front page, and it's owner lost his footing and fell down a long way and was helpless until Sooty raised the alarm and the Mountain Rescue helicopter got called out (£50,000) and plucked the silly twat from the mountain and took him to hospital where he is being treated. (£50,000---£500,000 range).
The clattering of the rotor blades and the draught frightened Sooty and he ran off and has been 10 days on a desolate ledge whimpering.
The little pug was found after a search (costs not known) and is now reunited with the family of the intrepid climber who is still in traction and they have all been on TV patting the little thing and getting a shot at fame which they gave no evidence of deserving.
There's nothing like a good shaggy dog story.