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Lola at the Coffee House

 
 
spendius
 
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Reply Sun 19 May, 2013 08:20 am
@contrex,
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The Brontës are more meaty.


But nowhere near as amusing unless one has a particularly mordant temperament. I would not agree that Austen lacked guts. She was well aware of the distasteful matters she was passing by. In fact she refers to such matters more than the Brontes do. She is far less narcissistic and, I would say, less claustrophobic.

A young man, or even an older one, who is looking for a wife, would do well to study her books with care before he begins on the quest.
contrex
 
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Reply Sun 19 May, 2013 08:47 am
I messed up my reply...

spendius wrote:

That's interesting contrex. I was premature too. 4 weeks. I have always put it down to being my head being bigger than average causing nervous tension for my mother.

Premature birth is not given as one of the causes of retinal detachment. Maybe it hasn't been researched.

Gordon Brown had detachments in both eyes as a teenager only one of which was fixed. And that after considerable trouble. I don't think the pressure bubble treatment was available in his youth.


With new techniques such as incubation and oxygen it was only after the war that very premature babies began to survive in reasonable numbers, I was born at 28 weeks, very small (just over 2 pounds) and in an incubator for several weeks. First they told my parents I wouldn't live, then that I was likely to live but was blind. They accepted this but when I was around 18 months my mother became convinced I could see. She was sure I was watching her as she moved around. My father thought this was nonsense, but she took me to the hospital and they confirmed that I did have sight in one eye, but very myopic indeed, and partial vision in the other. I had to wear the smallest NHS glasses available before I was even 2 years old.

It seems, in common with many such premature babies, I had a condition called retrolental fibroplasia (scar tissue behind the lens) which is now called Retinopathy Of Prematurity (ROP). There still is some controversy about the cause - excessive oxygen levels in the incubator, the strong lights common in neonatal wards in those days, some other factors maybe. The retina is among the last tissues to be formed in the womb and very premature babies are likely to have delicate eyes, it was discovered, as a result of babies like me.

In spite of this, I got on all right, I could read before I was 4 and have managed to drive a car and am a damn good shot with a rifle. I have no binocular vision at all; 3D stuff is wasted on me. The trouble is that the scar tissue means that the vitreous humour (the "jelly") in the eye is partially stuck to the retina and as the jelly normally contracts with age it starts to drag the retina off the back of the eyeball. This usually happens in late teens or early twenties so I did well to get to 48.

In the worst eye I had a total vitrectomy, a silicone rubber band stitched to the outside of the eye, (a "scleral buckle"), laser welding on both retinas, and the worst eye filled with saline and a gas bubble. I had to have four holes made in the white of each eye: one for a lamp, one for an "air gullotine" with rotating blades, one for a laser tipped welding probe, and one for a drainage tube to suck out the chopped up vitreous humour. The whole thing took 4 hours and I was under total anaesthetic. I had to lay on my back and have my head between 2 blocks and the surgeon operated through a binocular microscope.

It was the biggest operation I have ever had and I have so much admiration for the treatment I got. I had to have 3 months off work and one consequence was that my eyeballs changed shape. I had to throw away my glasses and get a new radically different prescription. The surgeon put it this way: I now had the eyes of a 20 year old and was not likely to live long enough to get the myopia that affects many old people (I'd have to be 120 years old)
contrex
 
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Reply Sun 19 May, 2013 08:48 am
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contrex
 
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Reply Sun 19 May, 2013 08:48 am
bump2
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contrex
 
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Reply Sun 19 May, 2013 08:49 am
@spendius,
spendius wrote:
But nowhere near as amusing unless one has a particularly mordant temperament.


That's me!
farmerman
 
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Reply Sun 19 May, 2013 08:58 am
@contrex,
Apparently my strategy for winning the powerball lottery has failed me again.
i hall have to go back to a life of crime.
spendius
 
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Reply Sun 19 May, 2013 09:03 am
@contrex,
A very nice little essay contrex. In fact not far short of wonderful. I'm sure you could extend it to good advantage.
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ossobuco
 
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Reply Sun 19 May, 2013 09:15 am
@contrex,
Very interesting, I didn't know all that, Contrex, about the eye situation with premis.

I had an emergency vitrectomy on one eye, the one I now call the baddie, as a result of a messed up cataract surgery wherein the surgeon lost grip on the lens and it went flying back into the vitreous humour and tore four tears in the retina. Big scary deal at the time, including a 150 mile drive through the forest in the middle of the night.

I also have a probably congenital retinitis (retinitis pigmentosa) - the presumption being that since mine doesn't get worse (knock on wood), it could be a result of low oxygen at birth. So the specialist asked me if there was any problem with my birth.. and yes, I was a blue baby. Ta da!

By now I've had six eye surgeries (there's an annoying thread by me on that), and vision is stable now. Vision is probably my greatest joy. Which is a good thing, since personality wise, I'm a very visually oriented person.

Enough about me - glad you posted that.

Edit - on money, there's the rub. Re the first four surgeries, I had insurance (very expensive in the first place since I was in a very small business situation and didn't have a group policy) and it didn't pay all, an my paying off what was left was a struggle. The later two were when I had medicare, and weren't so financially debilitating.
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firefly
 
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Reply Sun 19 May, 2013 11:34 am
@farmerman,
Quote:
Apparently my strategy for winning the powerball lottery has failed me again.
i hall have to go back to a life of crime.

That makes two of us.

Go warm up the get-away car.
spendius
 
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Reply Sun 19 May, 2013 11:40 am
@firefly,
Don't rush away before you get a bellyful of tucker under your belt ff.

How about a delicate fricassee of sweetbreads with buttered asparagus on the side. Washup!!
contrex
 
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Reply Sun 19 May, 2013 12:29 pm
@spendius,
spendius wrote:
How about a delicate fricassee of sweetbreads with buttered asparagus on the side. Washup!!


Just had potato, asparagus & rocket soup followed by a salad with more asparagus... I love this time of year. Odd smelling pee in a while...

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Lola
 
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Reply Sun 19 May, 2013 06:52 pm
@JLNobody,
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There must be something very physiologically deep in such tastes. I love, anchovies, herring, sardines, virtually all fish, but my wife can't stand to even be around them. The same thing with hot chilis; I've never met one I didn't love, but they literally "hurt" her.

I agree, JL, I love to eat lemons and anything sour, preferably with salt, but I know many people who swench up their faces at the thought of it. Margaritaville, here I come.
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Lola
 
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Reply Sun 19 May, 2013 06:55 pm
@contrex,
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One day we were all sitting down for an evening meal and she idly picked up the Worcestershire sauce bottle, (we knew that she was very fond of it) peered at the label and asked "What kind of plant do anchovies come from?"

That's when you say, "the anchovy tree, of course."
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Lola
 
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Reply Sun 19 May, 2013 06:59 pm
@spendius,
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But I grew up in a place something like Mansfield Park.

I should have known. Of course.
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firefly
 
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Reply Sun 19 May, 2013 09:27 pm
It's not every day I lose $600 million to some lucky person in Florida. Sad Mr. Green

I need something to drown my sorrows, Wassau. I've been talking about strawberries today, and that made me crave some. How about some fresh strawberry pie...a la mode. That should help my mood. Smile

http://images.tastespotting.com/thumbnails/208633.jpg
Lola
 
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Reply Mon 20 May, 2013 12:02 am
@firefly,
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It's not every day I lose $600 million to some lucky person in Florida.

Quote:
How about some fresh strawberry pie...a la mode.

Me too.
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firefly
 
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Reply Mon 20 May, 2013 12:21 am
Wow, Wassau, you've outdone yourself getting this place ready for a surprise birthday party.
http://www.delhiballoon.com/images/birthday_party_decoration/5.jpg
Now we just have to keep vonny from finding out about it until she walks in here. Wink

I think I'll hang this sign over the big table against the wall, where people can place vonny's gifts.
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_m1MTsnmTLX8/TC6Ho4jzc0I/AAAAAAAAAJQ/w4iNMc5WT6Q/s1600/happy-birthday-BLUE.jpg

I'm sure the others will all have some great ideas to make this a very festive celebration for vonny. I hope someone remembers to bring a camera. I also hope vonny shows up. Rolling Eyes

FOUND SOUL
 
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Reply Mon 20 May, 2013 01:43 am
@firefly,
Oh how exciting!!!! Can't wait until she sees the surprise.

I also just popped into Roberta's - to pick these up and some other things, and I noted she also had a big birthday greeting for her so I've done my cake over there as I know she will also see that..

Some bling!![url]http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n157/amauriaalex/GodsGlamGirlsPRMore/Baton_Twirling_Twirler_Majorette_Twirl_pins_Gifts_Accesssories.jpg[URL][url]

Some entertainment...

[url][URL=http://media.photobucket.com/user/surdoux/media/tumblr_mjqftcOkbF1qzcv7no1_400_zps0294234a.gif.html]http://i957.photobucket.com/albums/ae59/surdoux/tumblr_mjqftcOkbF1qzcv7no1_400_zps0294234a.gif[URL][url]

WISHING you the best again Vonny x
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vonny
 
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Reply Mon 20 May, 2013 02:20 am
@firefly,
Oh ff and Foundy, I don't know what to say! (Eyes fill with tears of emotion - takes deep breath, flutters eyelashes - all overcome!!!) Embarrassed

How lovely to come here and find a party - gosh, haven't had one of those for a very long time. Balloons - gifts - yummy food - I'm overwhelmed. Laughing Thank you both so very much. I shall thoroughly enjoy this birthday now - might even have something a little stronger than tea today! Drunk
izzythepush
 
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Reply Mon 20 May, 2013 03:07 am
@firefly,
If it's Vonnie's birthday you're going to need some stotties.

http://www.greggs.co.uk/assets/Uploads/_resampled/croppedimage750348-stotties.jpg

Aa like a bit o stottie
I really, really dee
With a bit o ham an pease pud
Aa'll hev sum fir me tea

Ye can o course be posh
An hev it with sum Hoomis or sum spam
But aam a proper Geordie lass
I like me pease an ham

But one thing beats pease pudding
On a stottie any day
It gans back ti me childhood
On the beach at Whitley Bay

Real stottie seaside sandwiches
Tomato, egg and salad cream
An half a ton of wind-blown sand
Stuck ti the margerine

Those happy days of childhood
on the beach at whitley bay
Wind and sand and stottie cakes
Aa'd hev it any day!

http://www.openwriting.com/archives/2007/06/ode_to_a_stotti_1.php
 

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