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Lola at the Coffee House

 
 
dlowan
 
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Reply Thu 25 Apr, 2013 08:29 am
@Ragman,
Dammit, I meant Dury.

http://www.lyricsmode.com/lyrics/i/ian_dury_and_the_blockheads/billericay_dickie.html
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dlowan
 
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Reply Thu 25 Apr, 2013 08:34 am
@Ragman,
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dlowan
 
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Reply Thu 25 Apr, 2013 08:35 am
@Ragman,
Bump
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dlowan
 
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Reply Thu 25 Apr, 2013 08:35 am
@Ragman,
Bumpier
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ossobuco
 
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Reply Thu 25 Apr, 2013 09:09 am
Bumpest
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vonny
 
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Reply Thu 25 Apr, 2013 01:45 pm
@spendius,
Quote:
Oh--good luck tomorrow

Thanks Spendius - and everybody else who wished me well. Sore and swollen, with lots of stitches - bit woozy now so won't stay long -
May I have iced water please, Wassau, time for my painkillers again.
Lola
 
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Reply Thu 25 Apr, 2013 02:17 pm
@vonny,
Quote:
Wassau, time for my painkillers again.

You've got painkillers? You better hide them around this crowd.
Frank Apisa
 
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Reply Thu 25 Apr, 2013 02:20 pm
@Lola,
Lola wrote:

Quote:
Wassau, time for my painkillers again.

You've got painkillers? You better hide them around this crowd.


My thoughts exactly, Lola. In fact, I was gonna ask for a taste.
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firefly
 
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Reply Thu 25 Apr, 2013 02:23 pm
@vonny,
vonny, it's great to see you back here, even sore and swollen with lots of stitches. The good part is that your surgery is over with! Just sit in a quiet corner, let your pain meds take effect, and we'll let you relax and rest. Wassau will bring you anything you need.
spendius
 
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Reply Thu 25 Apr, 2013 02:26 pm
@vonny,
It's bloody horrible isn't it vonny? Such a drag.

I've had a couple of ops. One on my retina and one on a spot in the firmament to which I only ever allude to tangentially and even then only in confidence. fm has other ideas as we all know.

I didn't mind the ops themselves. The second one was a breeze. I had a local for the first. I was going to have one for the other but I changed my mind when I found out what position I would be in while it was underway. I didn't think I would be able to stop laughing.

Recovery is a drag too. It was especially difficult for the one not on my eye.

But the rigmarole is incredible. There's people getting their little piece of you coming from all directions. Right from the first visit to the quack all the way to when they sign you off as being of no further use to them as instruments to exercise their compassion on whilst the cash tills ring so far away as to go unheard. That's if they ever do sign you off.

That's the pits. The rigmarole.

I had a woman call at my door once, while the racing was on too, doing a survey on the kids who were born in the same month as me in the same ward. Imagine the nice little office block which had the responsibility for tracing us all.

To see how we turned out I suppose. I told her to bugger off. She fair "hhrummphed!!!". They're digging graves up all over the place to collect DNA to see if it matches all the birth certificates. It'll give the genealogists something to think about.

One has to grin and bear it. They are keeping us going. As might be expected for a milch-cow.

Tell your husband to play "What Can I Do For You?" from an '81 gig a few times.
Lola
 
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Reply Thu 25 Apr, 2013 03:15 pm
@firefly,
Yes, do make your self comfortable, vonny. It's good that it's done.
spendius
 
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Reply Thu 25 Apr, 2013 03:26 pm
@spendius,
Connecting up the opera talk and the "pleasure is Satan's ammo" enigma, Gounod's Faust from the Met. was on Sky Arts today. With subtitles.

3 hours on the sofa.

I'm not sure I like the interviews backstage between acts with the principals. It detracts from the magic of their impersonation a bit.

I once saw the evil Grande Vizier in his robes and glittering head-dress come out of a door and walk behind the interviewee, a hard done to woman part, eating a large hamburger. It ruined the rest of his performance for me.

A bit like catching a glimpse of the President in his Y-fronts.
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FOUND SOUL
 
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Reply Thu 25 Apr, 2013 03:43 pm
@Lola,
Wondering if we can give her a movie to watch (quietly) so she has something to take her mind of the pain ?

Ms Vonny....(hugs) and (hugs)
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ehBeth
 
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Reply Thu 25 Apr, 2013 04:06 pm
Anything good on offer tonight.

Had mulligatawny soup for lunch. Need something a bit more substantial tonight.
spendius
 
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Reply Thu 25 Apr, 2013 04:45 pm
@ehBeth,
Quote:
Need something a bit more substantial tonight.


Try Lexington Steele. He might be free tonight.

I'm sorry Beth. I jut couldn't resist.
firefly
 
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Reply Thu 25 Apr, 2013 04:52 pm
@spendius,
I had to look him up because I've never heard of Lexington Steele.

So, spendi, tell us, have long have you been into male porn stars?
spendius
 
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Reply Thu 25 Apr, 2013 05:00 pm
@firefly,
Quite a long time actually. I have tried a bit along those lines myself but it was a bit too amateurish for broadcasting.

I had no interest in how to put decking down.
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firefly
 
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Reply Thu 25 Apr, 2013 07:10 pm
Wassau, I'd like one of your turkey club sandwiches, please, and a large coke without too much ice.
http://www.kraftrecipes.com/assets/recipe_images/Garden-Style-Club-Sandwich-56757.jpg

And, since it's Ella Fitzgerald's birthday, I think I'll listen to the fantastic Ella on my headphones.
Lustig Andrei
 
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Reply Thu 25 Apr, 2013 07:25 pm
@firefly,
firefly wrote:

And, since it's Ella Fitzgerald's birthday, I think I'll listen to the fantastic Ella on my headphones.


Aw. c'mon, Ff. Share the music with us. Pleeese. Get those headphones off and let's all help her scat.
firefly
 
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Reply Thu 25 Apr, 2013 07:30 pm
@Lustig Andrei,
I'll gladly take off the headphones, Lustig, and I'll turn up the volume so you can hear Ella too.

I just don't want to make it too loud, in case vonny is trying to nap in the corner. She's had a rough day.
 

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