@spendius,
As some of you might remember I have taken up Pride and Prejudice as a result of Setanta's praise of the mistresspiece. Every post Setanta writes provides sufficient evidence that he failed to understand the book that I am persuaded that he might as well have not read it at all except insofar that mentioning casually that he had imputes a literary taste which causes many illiterate or quasi-literate persons to gasp in awed admiration.
Anyway--that's by-the-by.
Mr Collins is delivering himself of some profound thoughts to Elizabeth at the breakfast table whilst he paces up and down the room before the others have come down. The "elevation of his feelings".
"My dear Charlotte and I have but one mind and one way of thinking. There is in every thing a most remarkable resemblance of character and ideas between us. We seem to have been designed for each other."
Those of us who understand ladies well know that Charlotte would like to stick a hatpin in his buttock, put itching powder in his underpants and a few drops of phenolphthalein in his dinner, and slap him back and forth about his jowls with a handy-sized flatfish held my the tail.
Those men who take it upon themselves to speak on behalf of women are a low form of pond life imo. They must assume that women are incapable of speaking for themselves to begin with and they have an interest in them continuing to be incapable in order for them to set them straight which is a process requiring the use of the vocal chords authoritatively.
As authoritative as any chap can be when running towards the enemy trenches waving his vest above his head vigorously.
It's a type of wheedling and pleading. What it forgets is that very few ladies in our world know what they really want. A few claim to do but I suspect it is themselves they are trying to persuade. They do tend to get insistent about the subject.
I once asked a couch of females which bottom they would like to cane most. Prince Charles was the first choice of three, two were for John Major and one, a quiet one, whispered Warren Beatty.
It's a nasty book is P&P.
Why the first sentence is so famous I can't understand. What does a woman know about a single man in possession of a fortune?
"I beg you would not put it into Lizzy's head to be vexed by his ill-treatment, for he is such a disagreeable man that it would be quite a misfortune to be liked by him."
The guy has ten thousand a year, large estates and is well connected.