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Lola at the Coffee House

 
 
Setanta
 
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Reply Wed 27 Mar, 2013 05:25 pm
You'll roe the day . . .
Lola
 
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Reply Wed 27 Mar, 2013 05:40 pm
@Lustig Andrei,
Quote:
wurst

I love fleischwurst! Yummy. Now that I think about it, Wassau........can I have some on rye bread with (don't tell the German's) mayo, lots of it, and soup......what kind of soup can you recommend?
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Lola
 
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Reply Wed 27 Mar, 2013 05:41 pm
@Setanta,
Quote:
You'll roe the day . . .

Don't let me interrupt. Continue with the puns please. Just waiting here for my sandwich. Just waiting...........
Frank Apisa
 
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Reply Wed 27 Mar, 2013 05:53 pm
@Lola,
Never use your sand wedge unless you are in a bunker.
spendius
 
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Reply Wed 27 Mar, 2013 06:08 pm
@Lola,
Okay.

Some tabloid newspapers here are splashing the story that restaurants have been serving pussy curry. Scientists have tested samples and found no DNA evidence of beef, horse, pig, poultry or humans and have concluded that they are pussy. Some have suggested dog but dog is too tough for the English palate.

It is suggested that these findings explain the disappearance of so many pussies in recent years.

Why there should be so much concern I don't know because a friend of mine in the pub told me that he had eat pussy and it was just like rabbit except that rabbits ears are longer and they can run faster than pussies.

Pussies can be caught simply by rubbing the fingers together whilst going "chushchushchush" in a friendly tone of voice.
Lustig Andrei
 
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Reply Wed 27 Mar, 2013 06:12 pm
@Lola,
Know what a clock does when it's hungry, Lola? It goes back four seconds.
MattDavis
 
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Reply Wed 27 Mar, 2013 06:20 pm
@Thomas,
I don't disagree Thomas.
What "country" is producing or backing BitCoin?
My impression is that noone other than the group who originated the algorithm. It seems to me like the emperor's new clothes. Sooner or later we are going to decide he is naked. But he is without sword in hand to convince us otherwise. What stops another "group" from declaring: hence forth wealth is measured by the prime factorization of the following [fill in plank sequence of integers].
If the BitCoin algorithms had some intrinsic value (material or service) my attitude would be slightly different.
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dlowan
 
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Reply Wed 27 Mar, 2013 07:09 pm
@Lustig Andrei,
Lustig Andrei wrote:

Jokes about German sausage are the wurst. So, watch it!



No, jokes about liver are the wurst.

MattDavis
 
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Reply Wed 27 Mar, 2013 08:06 pm
@vonny,
Response in PM. Topic is now "off topic". Very Happy
Internet better, my GF and I will be preparing for a move over the next 3 days.
Greater Detroit area here we come!
Lustig Andrei
 
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Reply Wed 27 Mar, 2013 08:07 pm
@dlowan,
That's pate-thic.
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MattDavis
 
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Reply Wed 27 Mar, 2013 08:34 pm
@spendius,
My Aunt and Uncle are practically homesteaders.
It is maple syrup season in Michigan.
I will be visiting them tomorrow to extract my cut of the spoils.
I have made sausages such as these last year about this time using those spoils.
http://farm6.static.flickr.com/5270/5755438927_fe9c0c4401_z.jpg
Smokey maple sausage recipe
Isa Chandra has some great recipes, and she created the Post Punk Kitchen show on New York public access with Terrry Romero.
If I wasn't in love with Jasmin, I might make a play for Isa Chandra or Terry Romero.
http://www.bestofyoutoday.com/sites/default/files/TerryRomero.jpg
Actually I'm not going to lie, just don't tell Jasmin.
I sorta already tried to make a play for Terry on facebook (pre-Jasmin in the new common era)... alas she was not single.... or has standards.
I suppose I'll never know.
Wassau could I please have a late night cookie?
Vegan chocolate chocolate chip with just a hint of cinnamon and a dash of cayenne pepper.
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ehBeth
 
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Reply Wed 27 Mar, 2013 08:43 pm
@Lustig Andrei,
Lustig Andrei wrote:

Know what a clock does when it's hungry, Lola? It goes back four seconds.


https://s3.amazonaws.com/DawgMiscPix/Greatful+Purple+SnoCone.gif
ossobuco
 
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Reply Wed 27 Mar, 2013 08:46 pm
@ehBeth,
Snort - the great purple snow cone?


Matt, I'd probably like those cookies.
Lola
 
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Reply Wed 27 Mar, 2013 08:46 pm
@Frank Apisa,
Quote:
Never use your sand wedge unless you are in a bunker.

Quote:
As its name suggests, a sand wedge is used most often to extract the ball from a sand bunker. However, the features which make it useful for this purpose are advantageous in other soft lies such as thick rough, soggy ground or mud. It's also used from firmer grass lies for lobs or chips, generally onto the green. It can also be used as any other short iron would; with a full swing, a skilled golfer can typically hit a sand wedge between 80–100 yards (70–90 m)
farmerman
 
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Reply Wed 27 Mar, 2013 08:52 pm
@ehBeth,
Hey everybody, just an update. MAporsche is now on the Appalachian Trail and is in NW North Carolina schlepping up to Maine.
I wonder whether anybody is up to meet him at Pine Forge Pa (The AT "halfway point" and buy him his traditional half gallon of ice cream and make him eat it. (Also a tradition for through hikers)

I dont know what hes doing to charge his iPad but hes on line a bit.

We gotta keep his spirits up cause hes doing it alone and even with a buddy, it can get to be daunting when you only do 15 m/day (MAX) and have 2000 miles to warp.
ehBeth
 
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Reply Wed 27 Mar, 2013 08:53 pm
oh great
a new copybot has arrived
Lola
 
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Reply Wed 27 Mar, 2013 08:54 pm
@spendius,
Pussy you!
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ossobuco
 
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Reply Wed 27 Mar, 2013 08:56 pm
@ehBeth,
Yeah, what a delight.
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Lola
 
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Reply Wed 27 Mar, 2013 08:59 pm
@Lustig Andrei,
Quote:
Know what a clock does when it's hungry, Lola? It goes back four seconds.

OK, I had to tell this to my daughter, that is, say it out loud before I got it. It's like that phrase "couch potato." I saw it on a bill board one day, it said, "the couch potato store ." I couldn't understand what a couch had to do with a potato. For weeks I wondered about this and every time I passed the sign, I would say, "the couch.....potato store." Finally I heard the phrase used on the TV and I finally understood. A couch potato is a thing, a person who sits on the couch. Really, it was a marvelous insight......finally.
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Lola
 
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Reply Wed 27 Mar, 2013 09:04 pm
@ehBeth,
Quote:
oh great
a new copybot has arrived

How does one identify a copy bot?
 

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