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I need an obsession . . .

 
 
Setanta
 
Reply Tue 22 Jan, 2013 07:22 am
You look around here, and the place has so many people who just sign up to rant bout their obsession. Gun nuts, anti-gun nuts--they register and post a couple of screeds for their preferred point of view, and then disappear, never to be seen again. Racists, too: apparently they search the web for the appropriate key words, then they drop in to leave their stinking turds behind, disappearing as surely as any of the other obsessives.

I want an obsession, too. It needs to be so far out there that it is immune to mere facts or criticism, and it needs to be a real scorcher, something that will get folks really, really p*ssed off in short order. Help me out here, kids.
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shewolfnm
 
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Reply Tue 22 Jan, 2013 07:23 am
obama is really white. He uses Oprah's make up artist
Setanta
 
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Reply Tue 22 Jan, 2013 07:31 am
Wow . . . i might get some real mileage out of that one . . . thanks Wolf Woman.
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raprap
 
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Reply Tue 22 Jan, 2013 07:49 am
@Setanta,
The "War on Drugs" is an effective method of combating drug abuse,

Rap
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Setanta
 
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Reply Tue 22 Jan, 2013 08:00 am
You're losin' me now . . . what's the basic, dull-witted subject of the rant?
jespah
 
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Reply Tue 22 Jan, 2013 08:07 am
@Setanta,
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Setanta
 
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Reply Tue 22 Jan, 2013 08:14 am
All threads are improved by a soundtrack . . .
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jcboy
 
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Reply Tue 22 Jan, 2013 08:16 am
@Setanta,
What ever you do you can’t have the obsession of ass kissing. This one clown on here already has that title. I was hoping one of those Spambots would post detail instructions on how to pry lips from your ass so I could get rid of this fool. Cool
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George
 
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Reply Tue 22 Jan, 2013 09:38 am
TOFU

Is aversion to it political or racist?
Would we be more accepting of it if it had originated in Spokane?
jespah
 
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Reply Tue 22 Jan, 2013 09:40 am
@George,
Spokane Tofu.

This could be (as Dave Barry often said) a rock band.

"I'm goin' to see the Spokane Tofu!"
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farmerman
 
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Reply Tue 22 Jan, 2013 09:49 am
@Setanta,
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Eva
 
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Reply Tue 22 Jan, 2013 09:55 am
@Setanta,
I thought you already had one. Maybe you just need to start more threads.

(Pssst......."Cats iz Evil")
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Joe Nation
 
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Reply Tue 22 Jan, 2013 09:57 am
There is always the level of radioactive contamination in smoke alarms.

Whatever happened to the shrieking about the high tension electrical wires?

Joe(Psssst: All fish are poison)Nation
engineer
 
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Reply Tue 22 Jan, 2013 10:12 am
@Setanta,
Try Taylor Swift is anti-feminist or Justin Beiber is uber talented or Michelle Obama disrespects the memory of slavery.
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farmerman
 
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Reply Tue 22 Jan, 2013 11:02 am
@Joe Nation,
and EXIT signs. How do ya think that Exit signs stay sparkly lit while all the power is off?
nextone
 
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Reply Tue 22 Jan, 2013 11:46 am
@farmerman,
Navel lint...bio hazard. Proper disposal . SAVE OUR PLANET!
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Setanta
 
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Reply Tue 22 Jan, 2013 11:47 am
George, that's brilliant.

Eva, this is about running around the intertubes hanging stupidity on other people's threads.
ehBeth
 
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Reply Tue 22 Jan, 2013 01:10 pm
@Setanta,
I think you should join the new batch of posters with an abiding interest in Afrikaaner concerns.


I prefer the Georgian posters to the Afrikaaners, but the Afrikaaners sure are excitable lads.
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Setanta
 
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Reply Tue 22 Jan, 2013 01:12 pm
Yeah, i noticed. You think that loon who called "an moronic idiot" is an Afrikaaner?
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Joe Nation
 
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Reply Tue 22 Jan, 2013 04:19 pm
You should become obsessed with sex, not your own activity, or even the activities of others, but the possible activities of others. Just imagine and start raving.

You could also devise your own conspiracy. Twenty years ago, Lance Armstrong and Oprah conspired that he should dope for the next twenty years and deny every accusation until she interviews him in 2013 in order to boost the ratings of her failing television network.

Joe(I stole that)Nation
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