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A four-foot bong. What's that?

 
 
Reply Thu 17 Jan, 2013 07:58 am
"Now, don't get me wrong. I love the hippy spirit. And I enjoyed a little Maui Wowie back in college, notably one hazed-over semester as I lusted after a gorgeous UNC swimmer with a four-foot bong and 20-gallon lungs."

What is a four-foot bong?
Does 20-gallon lungs mean that the man is very strong and healthy?
 
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Setanta
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Reply Thu 17 Jan, 2013 08:17 am
A bong is a device for smoking marijuana. Twenty gallon lungs is not a common construction, the author has made it up to suggest that the swimmer had a very large capacity in her (?) lungs, and could therefore take in very large quantities of the marijuana smoke from the bong.

http://cdn101.iofferphoto.com/img3/item/527/739/362/l_10-pcs-roor-bong-62cm-a1fd.jpg

This is what the device looks like--i couldn't quickly find an image that looked as though it were four feet long, but bongs of that size are not uncommon.
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tsarstepan
 
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Reply Thu 17 Jan, 2013 08:25 am
@Justin Xu,
Quote:
What is a four-foot bong?

A bong is an opened glass tubular pipe used to smoke marijuana.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bong
Quote:
Does 20-gallon lungs mean that the man is very strong and healthy?

Yes.
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dalehileman
 
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Reply Thu 17 Jan, 2013 01:10 pm
@Justin Xu,
http://onelook.com/?w=bong&ls=a
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JTT
 
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Reply Thu 17 Jan, 2013 08:29 pm
@Justin Xu,
Quote:
as I lusted after a gorgeous UNC swimmer with a four-foot bong and 20-gallon lungs."


I think that the '20 gallon lungs' makes reference to a humongous set of breasts/tits/schmeebs/boulders/bazooms/Pointer-Sisters/... .

Note the word 'gorgeous'.
InfraBlue
 
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Reply Thu 31 Jan, 2013 10:54 am
@JTT,
I was described as gorgeous once, back in the day, and do not have breasts. Neither am I a female.
JTT
 
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Reply Thu 31 Jan, 2013 09:22 pm
@InfraBlue,
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I was described as gorgeous once, back in the day, and do not have breasts.


Just think what you might have been described as, Infra, had you had breasts.
roger
 
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Reply Thu 31 Jan, 2013 09:29 pm
@Justin Xu,
I only offer the suggestion that the 20 gallon lungs on the female swimmer referred to breast size. Speaking of breasts as if they were lungs is not unheard of.
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InfraBlue
 
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Reply Fri 1 Feb, 2013 09:02 am
@JTT,
"Hermaphrodite" comes to mind.
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