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BoGoWo
 
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Reply Mon 15 Mar, 2004 08:11 am
shell;

as with all things related to relationships; discuss it with him, not with us.
and discuss it openly.

a couple of things to keep in mind;

men tend to separate sex and love, to a greater degree than women (not necessarily a 'bad' thing).
men have more of a physiological relationship with sexual appetite than most women do (be it biologically, or sociologically induced!).

our primitive past is still interfering with our uninhibited future, and can only be 'disarmed' by serious 'consideration'.
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That70sGuy
 
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Reply Wed 31 Mar, 2004 09:00 pm
Poor Shell
Don't worry hon. Your hubby still loves you. Men just love porn...it's our eyes that get us in trouble, not so much the penis. It's like cheese....eat it! I finally over did it one night and pulled my penis off.....and I still love my wife and find her very exciting after 21 years. I have a zillion interests, but nothing can replace her. Next time you catch him, just shut the door and join him. But do not think it has anything to do with a lack of desire for you. Shocked
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quinn1
 
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Reply Wed 31 Mar, 2004 09:54 pm
Men are also visual creatures in comparison to women and what gets it all well done for them in the best way.
I can simply say that masterbation is a normal thing. You know...natural. Its not a problem as long as it doesnt become a problem.
I think alot of women have a hard time with masterbation. Not just the idea of it but, the process as well. Ive known women to have problems with masterbation, and as such consider it as not worth the effort, or the result. Also, not a great deal of women masterbate on a regular basis so, can come upon a masterbating situation and see it as abnormal to them.
Take into consideration that your husband was doing what worked best for him-even if it doesnt work for you it is simply a different type of means to an end with a great deal of different reasons behind it but, it is natural.
I agree with Phoenix and others as well. But I thought I had to throw that in there for some reason after reading what was here-hope it helps.
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caprice
 
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Reply Thu 1 Apr, 2004 01:55 am
Re: Poor Shell
That70sGuy wrote:
I finally over did it one night and pulled my penis off.....


That sounds like it was rather painful....
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Joe Nation
 
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Reply Thu 1 Apr, 2004 05:23 am
No, they come off and then 'click-click' right back on. At least, that's the way they seem to work on some of my friends who can't seem to make a decision without first consulting their spouse in charge.
Or maybe it's just their balls that click on and off?? I'll have to ask their wives.

in private.

Cool

Joe
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cavfancier
 
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Reply Thu 1 Apr, 2004 05:30 am
Anyone remember this classic tune?

Detatchable Penis
King Missile

I woke up this morning with a bad hangover
And my penis was missing again.
This happens all the time.
It's detachable.

This comes in handy a lot of the time.
I can leave it home, when I think it's gonna get me in trouble,
or I can rent it out, when I don't need it.
But now and then I go to a party, get drunk,
and the next morning I can't for the life of me
remember what I did with it.
First I looked around my apartment, and I couldn't find it.
So I called up the place where the party was,
they hadn't seen it either.
I asked them to check the medicine cabinet
'cause for some reason I leave it there sometimes
But not this time.
So I told them if it pops up to let me know.
I called a few people who were at the party,
but they were no help either.
I was starting to get desperate.
I really don't like being without my penis for too long.
It makes me feel like less of a man,
and I really hate having to sit down every time I take a leak.
After a few hours of searching the house,
and calling everyone I could think of,
I was starting to get very depressed,
so I went to the Kiev, and ate breakfast.
Then, as I walked down Second Avenue towards St. Mark's Place,
where all those people sell used books and other junk on the street,
I saw my penis lying on a blanket
next to a broken toaster oven.
Some guy was selling it.
I had to buy it off him.
He wanted twenty-two bucks, but I talked him down to seventeen.
I took it home, washed it off,
and put it back on. I was happy again. Complete.
People sometimes tell me I should get it permanently attached,
but I don't know.
Even though sometimes it's a pain in the ass,
I like having a detachable penis.
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quinn1
 
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Reply Thu 1 Apr, 2004 09:28 am
cav--funny--that was my first thought
remember it well I guess
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BoGoWo
 
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Reply Thu 1 Apr, 2004 09:46 am
Cav;

to what melody???

i want to 'whistle' it!
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cavfancier
 
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Reply Thu 1 Apr, 2004 09:49 am
Hmm...the melody escapes me, Bo, you may need to seek it out.
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BoGoWo
 
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Reply Thu 1 Apr, 2004 09:52 am
seek what out/
i'm rather 'attached' to 'it'. Shocked

and i doubt if i could raise seventeen bucks. Rolling Eyes
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Eva
 
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Reply Thu 1 Apr, 2004 06:02 pm
Seventeen bucks? Is THAT all? You guys are seriously undervaluing yourselves. Wink
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cavfancier
 
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Reply Thu 1 Apr, 2004 06:07 pm
Well Eva, he did haggle the dude down from $22.00...
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Eva
 
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Reply Thu 1 Apr, 2004 06:16 pm
True.

Funny when you think about it. Fake boobs cost about $2,500, but you can get a real penis for $17.
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cavfancier
 
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Reply Thu 1 Apr, 2004 06:40 pm
Eva, think about it this way, if true: A real penis may only cost $17.00, but what is the overall cost of finding a real man?
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Eva
 
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Reply Thu 1 Apr, 2004 11:08 pm
Priceless, cav. Priceless.

If & when you find a good supply of them, let me know. I have several good friends who are still looking.
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soserene
 
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Reply Wed 7 Apr, 2004 05:17 pm
I just wanted to say that I totally relate Shell. I've had that happen to me twice.. it makes you feel like you are doing something wrong, less of a woman.. The thought of it even, makes me feel physically ill for some reason... It ended both relationships I obsessed on it so bad. After inquiring males and females alike.. I got the same response as you are getting.. and they are probably right... but I know how you feel.. it's hard to believe that some people feel that it's normal, when in fact... we are the exception rather than the rule... I guess my only opinion is... it super sucks... but if you are in love, it's not worth obsessing on.
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