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Guess what I got in mail!

 
 
George
 
Reply Thu 20 Dec, 2012 06:05 pm
The new Mayan calendar. We're good till 5028.
 
roger
 
  1  
Reply Thu 20 Dec, 2012 09:09 pm
@George,
Feed Store?
JPB
 
  1  
Reply Thu 20 Dec, 2012 09:12 pm
@roger,
Realtor?
0 Replies
 
Butrflynet
 
  5  
Reply Thu 20 Dec, 2012 11:52 pm
@George,
This is making the rounds on Facebook:

Quote:
On December the 21st, the Earth will enter a ring called The Photonic Belt, at 1:00 am, when there will be a blackout on the planet and three days of darkness. NASA confirmed it on December 8th, 2012. They say that when it gets completely dark, it will be really cold and flashes of light will occur. Nothing will happen, it's just an extraordinary phenomenon that happens every 11,000 years.
It is recommended to stay at home, since there won't be any power and so electronic devices won't work. The three days of darkness will pass and that's what the Mayan calendar was referring to.
IF YOU PUT THIS ON YOUR WALL YOU WILL BE SAVED AND HAVE ELECTRICITY FOR 3 DAYS, INFINITE WHISKEY, 3 UNICORNS FOR PROTECTION, AN ARMY OF MAGICAL ELVES TO COMBAT THE ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE, AN ANGEL WITH THE FORCE OF THE UNIVERSE AND THE HELP OF SONGOKU'S GENKI DAMA TO EXPEL THE DEMONS. FURTHERMORE, YOU'LL APPLY FOR A RAFFLE TICKET TO WIN SAGITTARIUS GOLDEN ARMOR AND A ONE WAY TICKET TO NARNIA!
George
 
  3  
Reply Fri 21 Dec, 2012 05:32 am
@roger,
JPB wrote:
Realtor?
roger wrote:
Feed Store?
The local Mayan bakery.
0 Replies
 
George
 
  2  
Reply Fri 21 Dec, 2012 05:34 am
@Butrflynet,
I used to have a photonic belt back in the seventies.
And matching shoes.
Letty
 
  2  
Reply Fri 21 Dec, 2012 07:25 am
@George,
http://iaminow.files.wordpress.com/2012/03/tzolkin-21dec20121.jpg

Funny, Latin George
George
 
  3  
Reply Fri 21 Dec, 2012 02:27 pm
@Letty,
I get dizzy just looking at that!
Joe Nation
 
  1  
Reply Fri 21 Dec, 2012 05:17 pm
@George,
Oh, no!! I just noticed the calendar in my kitchen stops right at Dec 31st. There's nothing after that except a list of holidays which already occurred....I missed Flag Day and Arbor Day. I think I worked both days. (I wonder if I am due time and half?)
Anyway, should I just start using Jan 2012 again?
I liked that my birthday was on a Friday, I took that day off.

Joe(maybe that's why the company and I are even)Nation
George
 
  3  
Reply Fri 21 Dec, 2012 09:06 pm
@Joe Nation,
Do not, I say again, do NOT be in your kitchen on New Year's Eve.
Joe Nation
 
  2  
Reply Sat 22 Dec, 2012 11:54 am
@George,
"Okay...here's the countdown! Everbody got a noisemaker?"
10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1.......Should olde acquai....gack!!!"
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