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[+5] - Butrflynet - 12/20/2012This is making the rounds on Facebook: [quote]On December the 21st, the Earth will enter a ring called The Photonic Belt, at 1:00 am, when there will be a blackout on the planet and three days...
[+3] - George - 12/21/2012[quote="JPB"]Realtor?[/quote][quote="roger"]Feed Store?[/quote]The local Mayan bakery.
[+3] - George - 12/21/2012I get dizzy just looking at that!
[+3] - George - 12/21/2012Do not, I say again, do NOT be in your kitchen on New Year's Eve.

@George,

Feed Store?

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@roger,

Realtor?

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@George,

This is making the rounds on Facebook:

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On December the 21st, the Earth will enter a ring called The Photonic Belt, at 1:00 am, when there will be a blackout on the planet and three days of darkness. NASA confirmed it on December 8th, 2012. They say that when it gets completely dark, it will be really cold and flashes of light will occur. Nothing will happen, it's just an extraordinary phenomenon that happens every 11,000 years.
It is recommended to stay at home, since there won't be any power and so electronic devices won't work. The three days of darkness will pass and that's what the Mayan calendar was referring to.
IF YOU PUT THIS ON YOUR WALL YOU WILL BE SAVED AND HAVE ELECTRICITY FOR 3 DAYS, INFINITE WHISKEY, 3 UNICORNS FOR PROTECTION, AN ARMY OF MAGICAL ELVES TO COMBAT THE ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE, AN ANGEL WITH THE FORCE OF THE UNIVERSE AND THE HELP OF SONGOKU'S GENKI DAMA TO EXPEL THE DEMONS. FURTHERMORE, YOU'LL APPLY FOR A RAFFLE TICKET TO WIN SAGITTARIUS GOLDEN ARMOR AND A ONE WAY TICKET TO NARNIA!

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@roger,

JPB wrote:

Realtor?

roger wrote:

Feed Store?

The local Mayan bakery.

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@Butrflynet,

I used to have a photonic belt back in the seventies.
And matching shoes.

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@George,

http://iaminow.files.wordpress.com/2012/03/tzolkin-21dec20121.jpg

Funny, Latin George

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@Letty,

I get dizzy just looking at that!

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@George,

Oh, no!! I just noticed the calendar in my kitchen stops right at Dec 31st. There's nothing after that except a list of holidays which already occurred....I missed Flag Day and Arbor Day. I think I worked both days. (I wonder if I am due time and half?)
Anyway, should I just start using Jan 2012 again?
I liked that my birthday was on a Friday, I took that day off.

Joe(maybe that's why the company and I are even)Nation

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@Joe Nation,

Do not, I say again, do NOT be in your kitchen on New Year's Eve.

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@George,

"Okay...here's the countdown! Everbody got a noisemaker?"
10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1.......Should olde acquai....gack!!!"

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