You know I have this thing for gals with red hair, heaving bazooms or no.
I have red hair - at present.............
LOL!!!!!!!
(...bazoom heaves quietly.....)
I don't know if I ought to point out that I have red highlights, or check Mr.K for poorly-edged lips.
(I wonder, would he allow full lipstick application, just for scientific edification? --- no. No. I think not.)
Sadly I ought to be wrapping presents making cookies, & possibly pushing dust around. (Or is that wrapping cookies, making dust and pushing presents?)
Hmmm. Perhaps I ought to be checking lip borders myself........... What to do? What to do?
My ancestors wore what the Scots call kilts . . . which should not be confused with cross-dressing. Question the virility of one a them boys, an' he'd likely strip naked, paint himself blue, an' come roaring at ya with 12 pounds a bronze sword whirlin' over his head. Likely the women would do the same . . . tough bunch, them Irishwomen . . .
But then, i digress . . .
soo, i should be expecting a guest in a blue suit?
effen ya mean a blue birthday suit . . .
interesting
perhaps i should advise the ttc of a blue phenom heading it's way :wink:
The ttc be damned !
How's them little doggies ?
hmmmm how did we digress to the doggies (who are probably snoozing in anticipation of the energetic welcome they'll need to give to the big blue hunter tomorrow)
Ain't we 'sposed ta digress ?
heyyyyyyyyyyyyyy <piercing whistle>
dearLowan - there'll be a spare guy at Christmas - lawyer ... get on a plane, stat!
speaking of digression, as we were, and digestion, as we were not, uhhhhhhhh, where was i going with this? something to do with caraway seeds i think.
mulling
What's a ttc?
I have sooooooo DONE lawyers! I am in one of my "they're the scum of the earth, bring on the Rottweilers" phases - any dealings with our Family Court does that to me - not to mention our criminal courts......
Setanta - are you telling me your Irish ancestors - in Scottish kilts, forsooth (?????) - were in doubt of their masculinity?
Why does masculinity have to prove itself? Does feminity? Hmmmmmm - perhaps the sort of women who dress themselves up in he same frills they put on the dollies over the spare loo rolls in the homes of the sort of women who dress themselves like that - I don't know any of them - women or dollies - so perhaps I am in no position to judge....and I appear to be disappearing up some sort of orifice in my sentence construction...
DO try the lippy test folks- it is interesting....
No, Boss, no doubt . . . it would just not have been a good idea to take their mode of attire as evidence of a lack of virility . . . hell, ancient Irish women were more virile than most men today . . .
ttc stands for Toronto Transportation Company, or something very like, and eBeth refers to my plan to take the bus from the airport to the subway, and the subway to her house . . .
But that is me very point its own self!
What has dress to do with virility?
Look, i tell ya, i ain't no digger, i ain't puttin' on no dress, an' that's final ! ! !
Wonder how many times the average Scot is asked what's worn under the kilt. I know of one such whose response went, "Nuthin', it's all in fine workin' order."
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Mulling wot, cider? I could just do with some nice boozy wassail as the next blast of Canajun air comes roarin' down the chimbley. Any poor sod wearin' a kilt in this weather needn't bother with paint.
