GODDAMMIT!!!!! I am - sadly - NOT DATING!!!!! If I could find a swain I fancied I would happily do do, and swive too, god wot, right lustily, but fanciable swains are stubbornly occluding themselves.
Dancing trance? Easy - just find music and friends you like - and get in amongst it! The trance bit comes when you forget you are not fit and you can dance forever, it seems - rather like the Amazonian women's dances where they could pierce themselves with wee crescent daggers and suffer not pain nor injury - but I NEVER do that...... and I do have a little stiffness today...
Hmmmm - I am soon going off to the hills to pluck the sun-kiss'd strawberries and cherries from the very green, sappy and quick cradles of their conception - so scampering around in the gardens and orchards should fast discover whether I have taken harm from the dancing trance!
The quick cradle of conception. Whatever happened to the fabled men of the slow hand, subject of so many fine songs.
Were they fables indeed?
That chihuahua/deer is relentlessly horny!
I was using quick in the sense of alive - the quick and the dead, as you well know, weeBeth - but we all, of course, loooooove the sloooooooooow hand.....
The deerhuahua is happily antlered, thank you very much. :wink:
Can i help you find a nice fella? I've got some ideas ...
Yes?...... cocks sultry bunny ears in beth's direction.....
CODE: 1065P AGE: 40
PLEASE CONSIDER I never thought I'd place a personal ad. Yet the thought of another Saturday night with the boys followed by Sunday morning alcohol remorse is just to much to bear! About me:- 40 years Self-employed solid build, fit, stable emotionally and financially. Well dressed, house trained and love to laugh. So if you are a fun loving sociable sort of girl, single and wanting a real man by your side. Please consider me! For contact details Quote 1065P.
http://www.friendsfirst.com.au/men_frames.html
Twilighting Anyone? Matt loves to sail, and go scuba diving, and go fishing, in fact, anything to do with the water and he'll be in it! A bit of a country boy at heart he also enjoys 4WD, occasionally the pub and definately dining out. Matt is 48, hardworking, tall, good looking and loves a laugh. So if you've got a good sense of humour and are a bit of a country girl at heart too, Quote 1454P to find out more.
CODE: 1752P AGE: 49
Scottish Lad 49! Brian's got the cheeky grin and good looks of all good scottish lads(no bias for scotsmen). Financially secure, well mannered, loves a laugh and very sociable. Brian wants a wonderful life long romance with a lady who can understand his accent! If thats you then Quote 1752P to find out more.
did i forget Will? he's quite lovely as well. looks like he'd be good with his hands :wink:
Jaysus wept, Beth!!!!!!
Farther bunny comments shall be conveyed in private!
it's raining men, not fish.
To cock an ear,
to find a man
to read the specs
of each one's elan,
Is it raining fish
or is it men?
Oh please ehbeth
don't let it end.
To a woman who's been married long
this titillating thread's a song
of Soloman or Ted or John.
Tumescent manhood on the net
is making this old lady
sqirm and sweat.
So keep it coming
I want the rest
to soothe this woman's
savage breast.
But whether savage breasts or beasts,
insist on at the very least
all the details of the feast.
Heaving bosoms are only real
if you're reading Danielle Steele.
____Horny in Connecticut
<psssssst - i found a whole pile more - i expect at least some will be appropriate - geographically that is>
don't tell dearLowan. I want it to be a Christmas surprise.
hehehehehehehehehehehehehe
Oh dear, our friend in Connecticut appears to be warming up.
Someone, throw open a window. Quickly!
HAHA! Diane - you're on fire!
Bethie, maybe we could look some up in Sydney for margo....?
Margo? we're waiting. we need a list of basic requirements. I'd suggest something between 25 and 40, at least 6'. Every woman needs at least one wrestler in her life - have you had yours?
Me? Mine? Yeah, I've had a few wrestlers....
Did I tell you my waiter tonight was a babe?
Oooh, wrestlers!!
GREAT arms, I tell ya...
(Are we scaring away the men?)
Waiters tend to be babes, don't they. One of the few legal professions in which babe-ness leads directly to more money, I guess.
Mmmmm, and this one didn't seem to be gay.
