Don't know that I needed to hear about the dog vomit.
Reading, chatting, posting and... uhhhh ... that other stuff all at the same time? You're entitled to a few mistakes!
this thread has goit REAL weird - what IS going on with that ehBeth?
Why does she want people to moon me?
... THAT was supposed to clear it up for me......?
<pssssssst, this is supposed to be digressionary, it's not supposed to be clear, unless you changed the rules>
The multi-tasking might be contributing to the digressionary digressions.
Oh - well then , bluuuuuuuuue mooooooooooooon, you saw me standing aloooooooooooone, without a dream in my heart, without a love of my ooooooown.....
HOOOOOONNNNNNNNNKKKKKKKKKKK!
<schniff>
She was just kidding ........
No I wasn't!!!!
Hey - I have just driven home from another party, and the moon was rising - huge, just past full, yellow, with rags of black clouds across it - stunning, unbelievable, heart-wrenchingly beautiful....
I am mightily gruntled - two lovely parties today (apart from being mauled by a drunk) - carols and mania at the first - many, many friends and a 5 hour dancing trance at the second.... don't you just LOOOOOVE the dancing trance? On and on you go - rapt, dripping perspiration, tireless.....lots of singing at both - but SUCH different singing.....
Make up yer flippin' mind ... was the moon blue or yellow with black stripes? Likely just a bumblebee what got smashed on yer windscreen.
Yep, caught in the act by her own admission. But dating? Heck, we're all aging ... though some of us have done passed the sell-by date.
Dating. If i have to admit i have a boyfriend, the dearLowan can date.
date and fig and mambo and marimba and cha-cha and Joanie loves Chachi
shababadadabooboobipbip
fringfrangshimshambrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrringggggggg
Santa Claus is comin' to town.
Gonna check who's naughty or nice.
shimmy
shimmy
shimmy
date
date
DATE
OK, I want to hear more about the dance trance---and dating. I haven't gone on one of those since the days of the dinosaurs--tell all, every little detail. No one cares if you are embarrassed--we just want to hear. Vicarious thrills don't you know? Voyeurism, unabashed voyeurism, even abashed voyeurism.
Being abashed can be painful, but all the details really help sooth the savage beast or is it breast? Are there other body parts that are soothed? Breasts are nice, but a fevered brow needs soothing too. But I digress.
Bluuuuuuu mooooon.
her swan-like neck drooped and she swooned. her swains swayed past and offered snifters.