Penis itching and pimples on it?

Most over-sleeping penis fettlers masturbate only every few days for the first year or two, then they tail off and it becomes weekly, bi-weekly or monthly.. Perhaps your itch is driving the entire problem.

You require a clean and sterilized razor blade to halt the problem swiftly, fun is not found for long in a cut.

Please note, only cut the pimple and not deeply into the surrounding skin, the viens in your shlong are death causing at that, 0.1mm or so is what you aim at each swipe, til she pops.

Do not, and I repeat, DO NOT listen to nothingtodo. This is likely a sexually transmitted disease of one sort or another. See a doctor or your public health service before you have sex with another person. Remove all thoughts of razor blades from your mind!

You seriously think everyone was born in your grey long socks, get with the term 'civilised comprehension of self'.. The health services do not require your pimple, til it gets worse.

Though I would have to agree if it looks like infection, it sure sounds singular to me.

LOL

Sorry, didn't read the title.. And I have been taught doctors do strange things to the unwitting patient, rather trust myself.

that ain't no pimple son

Woo, woooo.

To recoup some ground I have some better advice.

Certain diseases if left too long, cause other problems, he is right if its more than a single pimple.

Who taught you that?

Most mds would really like to curb the prevalence of sexually transmitted disease.
It would be useful if you talked straightforwardly to them, useful to yourself.
Such a coy poster.

Would the better advice happen to involve leeches?

for a second there it sounded as though you addressed nothingtodo as "useful to yourself". haha

Not.
Ah, well. He'll do what he wants.

He/she/it - never mind how that's abbreviated.

Likened to Coy, or just colloquially coy?

It might, though bleach works better than, anti-coagulant.

"He/she/it - never mind how that's abbreviated."

Thank you.