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ENGLISH IS GOOFY . . . REALLY GOOFY . . .

 
 
Setanta
 
Reply Tue 30 Oct, 2012 08:26 am
I mean for pity's sake . . . shampoo . . . what, you want to put poo on your hair? Why would you put poo on your hair, real or sham? Gingerbread--please, it's not bread, it's a cookie. Wake up folks ! ! ! Your language is goofy.
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boomerang
 
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Reply Tue 30 Oct, 2012 08:38 am
@Setanta,
If you have enough dough you can plough through it without a hiccough, though.
djjd62
 
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Reply Tue 30 Oct, 2012 08:47 am
@boomerang,
boomerang wrote:
If you have enough dough you can plough through it without a hiccough, though.


before he was dr. suess, theodore geisel did series of illustrations about the pronunciation of "ough"

one involved a recent immigrant who having learned the pronunciation of the word tough, is astounded by the looks on the faces of the passengers on a bus traveling through the country when he remarks on a burly looking farmer who appears to be choked up while working up soil (which reminds the observer of pastry) on his tractor

the observer remarks, the tuff (tough) cuffs (coughs) as he pluffs (ploughs) the duff (dough)
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djjd62
 
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Reply Tue 30 Oct, 2012 08:48 am
and how come we drive on a parkway and park on a driveway
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Setanta
 
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Reply Sat 3 Nov, 2012 05:34 am
OK, is it flammable or inflammable, and what the hell does it mean ? ! ? ! ?
roger
 
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Reply Sat 3 Nov, 2012 10:01 am
@Setanta,
Your question is moot, whatever that means.
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