Man shoots himself in the foot...

Ow

what a dumbass!

So I guess the police just followed the trail of blood? That's just too perfect.

Some low lives don't even deserve criminal status. Serves him right.

Ow,that´s hard.

If I was him, i'd REALLY be kicking myself.

With my left foot that is.

HAHAHAHA!

HAHAHA

HA...

awww

Same thing happened the other night at the movies here in New York. Some banger sat down next to his girlfriend and the gun he had in his right front pocket went off hitting him (thank god) in his left leg. He stumbles outside, dumps the gun and then calls for help claiming that someone in the theatre had shot him.
Police investigated everyone in theatre. No movies got seen. The dope's story fell apart and they arrested him.

Um. You got the money for heat but not a holster?

What goes around, comes around...