why is it so hard to catch on the hints from females?

I feel you and I do that already. thanks even though what you said is irrelevant

Ok, then, may the bird of paradise fly up your nose.

That bird of paradise thing sounded mean, even to me, though I meant it as semi funny, but I take also you as quite the controller.


despite my sounding like an asshole here, I'm interested in how you do, jdav.

I came, I tried, I gave up.

Now have the same problem with men. <sigh>

Shall I take you seriously? Mama Osso recommends a combination of vitamins and sleep with full avoidance of work demands and a regimen of fruits.

ok I'll do something.

Maybe you're not using the right chat up lines JD.

Here's some.
1. "I've lost my teddy bear! Can I sleep with you instead?"

2. "You don't sweat much for a fat chick."

3. "Nice legs; what time do they open?"

4. "You have 206 bones in your body. Want one more?"

5. "I put the STD in stud now all I need is you."

Not saying they'll get you laid JD, but they'll get you noticed.

I'm good.

you right

Fruits?

you right though