Maybe you're not using the right chat up lines JD.
1. "I've lost my teddy bear! Can I sleep with you instead?"
2. "You don't sweat much for a fat chick."
3. "Nice legs; what time do they open?"
4. "You have 206 bones in your body. Want one more?"
5. "I put the STD in stud now all I need is you."
Not saying they'll get you laid JD, but they'll get you noticed.