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why is it so hard to catch on the hints from females?

 
 
cornelljdav
 
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Reply Wed 22 Aug, 2012 10:04 pm
@ossobuco,
I feel you and I do that already. thanks even though what you said is irrelevant
ossobuco
 
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Reply Wed 22 Aug, 2012 10:41 pm
@cornelljdav,
Ok, then, may the bird of paradise fly up your nose.
ossobuco
 
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Reply Wed 22 Aug, 2012 11:26 pm
@ossobuco,
That bird of paradise thing sounded mean, even to me, though I meant it as semi funny, but I take also you as quite the controller.


despite my sounding like an asshole here, I'm interested in how you do, jdav.


the prince
 
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Reply Thu 23 Aug, 2012 12:32 am
@ossobuco,
I came, I tried, I gave up.

Now have the same problem with men. <sigh>
ossobuco
 
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Reply Thu 23 Aug, 2012 12:48 am
@the prince,
Shall I take you seriously? Mama Osso recommends a combination of vitamins and sleep with full avoidance of work demands and a regimen of fruits.
cornelljdav
 
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Reply Thu 23 Aug, 2012 06:12 am
@ossobuco,
ok I'll do something.
eurocelticyankee
 
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Reply Thu 23 Aug, 2012 07:04 am
@cornelljdav,
Maybe you're not using the right chat up lines JD.

Here's some.
1. "I've lost my teddy bear! Can I sleep with you instead?"

2. "You don't sweat much for a fat chick."

3. "Nice legs; what time do they open?"

4. "You have 206 bones in your body. Want one more?"

5. "I put the STD in stud now all I need is you."

Not saying they'll get you laid JD, but they'll get you noticed.
cornelljdav
 
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Reply Thu 23 Aug, 2012 09:30 am
@eurocelticyankee,
I'm good.
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cornelljdav
 
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Reply Thu 23 Aug, 2012 11:02 pm
@ossobuco,
you right
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the prince
 
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Reply Thu 23 Aug, 2012 11:40 pm
@ossobuco,
Fruits?
cornelljdav
 
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Reply Thu 23 Aug, 2012 11:44 pm
@the prince,
you right though
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